What dystopian shithole has non-free public toilets?

Am I too American for this meme?

Once I took my kid to a Dollar General (not a corporation I would prefer to support, but we had a need for a product and there aren't many other options practically available locally). The kid was five or six at the time, I don't recall precisely.

Anyway, as we were acquiring our necessities, the kid realized they had to use the restroom. I asked the kid if they were able to hold it, but they said no, so I inquired with the staff and, though I never realized it prior, it turns out that at least that particular DG does, indeed, allow you to use their restroom.

I took the kid to it but, like some grocery stores I attended when I, myself, was but a youth, it was through the stock room. Much like I remember feeling in those stock rooms, my kid felt we shouldn't be there. They clung tightly to me and, despite my reassurances, kept repeating "I don't think we should be here. We should not be back here." After they took care of business, we came back out into the store proper and they said words to the effect of "phew! I didn't think we should be there."

I never want my progeny to have to be afraid, and certainly I don't want them to be unnecessarily fearful, but I do feel proud that when they were I was a source of safety for them.

Are public toilets not free to use where you live?

I thought this meme template was intended to be subtle. Now were just saying weird shit

" you eat hotdogs because you like the cylindrical meat in your mouth"

"I eat hotdogs because I get to drink the hotdog water after"

"We are not the same!"

Do you see how generic this meme has gotten? Literally think of any topic, show one viewpoint and an alternative viewpoint. and you can slap that "we are not the same!" line after.

Heres another one: "You pour your milk before your cereal first"

"I pour my milk after my cereal"

"We are not the same!"

Today for the first time i went into the parents room at the airport with my wife and son.

It was nice, microwave cushy recliners with change tables and curtains

Sink and instant boiled water.

Kinda makes me think when I'm flying on my own I could just hang in there and decompress before jumping in the sardine can.

Obviously i won't because it's all set up for breast feeding and I'm sure me in there by myself would be creepy

Life hack.

I have one for french people. School ils mendatory when the childs reach 3yo. The school year start un september.

So my hack is to coït from january to march, and if everything goes fine the baby will ne delivered by cigogzone between september and december.

And you will save at least 9 months of nany.