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[–] 60 points 1 week ago

Deafening applause.

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  • [–] 66 points 1 week ago
    [–] 29 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    (grabs khaki jacket, slacks, and pith helmet)

    OK chaps, here's the job....

    (stares out at a room of 11 different English stereotypes)

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  • [–] 29 points 1 week ago (14 children)

    Since you aren’t taking questions, I’ll pose one to the forum: Do we think Pierce Brosnan would come out of retirement for this and, if not, whom shall we recruit for this effort?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Do the polite thing and ask the Americans if Nicholas Cage would be available to steal some national treasures.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    He will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    And also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem.

    So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset.

    He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Ok, this sounds like a job for Indiana Jones personally

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Sadly he was killed by a lightsaber in Star Wars VII

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Well shit, who else we got, what’s Lara Croft doing?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago*

    To be fair, losing Donskoys bones can hardly be blamed on the Russians considering the behemoth vatnik ossuary the Donbass has become.

    The wild dogs are developing Korsakoff syndrome from eating dead Igors

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Not a single mention of tebuchets? Is this not the NCD community??

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    Tbf, Russia had a sound initial plan there, the pile of medieval remains was one of the top soldiers Russia had to send to the conflict.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    I'm still giggling at 'rivers of bloods'

    Just a stream of dudes doing complicated gang sign gestures

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    were they planning to resurrect him with a necromancer.

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