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[–] 29 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Since you aren’t taking questions, I’ll pose one to the forum: Do we think Pierce Brosnan would come out of retirement for this and, if not, whom shall we recruit for this effort?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Do the polite thing and ask the Americans if Nicholas Cage would be available to steal some national treasures.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    He will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    And also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem.

    So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset.

    He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Ok, this sounds like a job for Indiana Jones personally

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Sadly he was killed by a lightsaber in Star Wars VII

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Well shit, who else we got, what’s Lara Croft doing?

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