Does a position on the Supreme Court offer discount flight prices to Cancun for when you get heat for your job? Asking on behalf of a shitty Texas senator.

Fucking do it.

Everyone in the Federal government hates Cruz, it's been the one issue everyone agrees on across the aisle

If trump puts Cruz on the SC, it virtually guarantees a 2/3 majority to drastically overhaul the SC, and motivate everyone to get it done, just to get rid of Cruz.

Someday someone is going to punch Ted cruz in the face and it will be the most watched video on the internet.

I can only imagine what Clarence's demands for retirement are. 9 figures minimum with a better RV than the one Colbert offered.

Reason number 86,384,028 why dems need to take the senate this year. Rs would support this, even if nobody likes Cruz, because they’d be terrified of what MAGAts would do to them if they voted against the president’s nominee.

JFC the US is cooked.

Well, now we have an exact valuation on what Ted Cruz thinks his wife is worth.

Oh god I hope he dies in a fire before that

Fingers crossed Diaper Don won't get to appoint any more justices after the midterms.

Why it was critical to elect Dems, the court is fucked due to ignorance. From Socrates to Sagan, they warned about this with a population that can't think critically, just stuck in dualism. Ubi dubium ibi libertas!

I suggest we just float Ted Cruz. The destination doesn't really matter as long as he's floating away. Space maybe? A ridiculous number of balloons?

Gross.

A new low for the kakistocracy.

Just more confirmation that everything Trump does is revenge against America for making him kill Epstein to keep everything quiet.

joking that the Texas Republican senator's confirmation would earn unanimous Senate support because senators from both parties would like to see him gone.

Hate him or really hate him, sometimes he says shit that's funny. It's amazing how he has absolutely shit on Ted Cruz in particular, and Cruz just continues sucking up.

Another reason to make sure Dems win the Senate in the midterms.

He already put the high priest of Nurgle in charge of public health. Why not put the Zodiac Killer on the Supreme Court?

Don't you have to be a judge to be on the Supreme Court? Is the United States just a big game of Calvinball now?

I didn't give him permission to nominate Ted Cruz

I’d rather eat my own shit with nothing to drink

I wonder if that's to keep him from running for President. Clear the field for ol' JD Vimle.

I think we should get back to a non-partisan Supreme Court, if that is even possible.

Rip that blindfold right off Lady Justice.

I almost barfed.

not in this lifetime