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[โ€“] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

I'm happy happy happy! So excited, my new vacuum cleaner arrived today. I realised it's the first time I've ever bought one! Someone's mum or whatever is always getting a new one so they've given me their old one, and this has happened all my life. It was an impatient few hours waiting for it to charge up but I've been buzzing around vacuuming at night like I did when I was younger ๐Ÿ˜† The old one was legendary but actually too heavy and cumbersome to lug around, but this one is much easier.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 week ago (14 children)

    I've been feeling too good lately, it's about time I start having self doubt and hating the way I am, I guess.

    I feel like a fucking idiot, despite not doing anything to warrant it. Idk.

    Fucking. Whatever.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago* (7 children)

    To be frank, are you due for your period? Because I'm due for mine in a few days and I become an emotional disaster in the days leading up to it, the self hatred is through the roof. But sometimes it's good to remember it's part of your cycle, it isn't real.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Yes I am loooool honestly that's probably it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Fucking hormones. Why must this?! I seem to have stopped ( cross every digit) but became a hell beast like clockwork.

    Please try to make it for excess food colouring & vodka. But understood if you nope

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

    Bad shit is gonna happen through out your entire life. The trick is to have a fucking good time between that bad shit.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Mr Woof's dinner was not defrosted, so I had to open an emergency tin of sardines. He seems quite happy with that.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I get so much amusement from how hopefully Alfie chirps into the kitchen whenever a can is opened.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago

    ....17 hours overtime across mon-wed, but all servers done and I got a five day weekend w00t w00t

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Well I literally just got my period, just before. So that's definitely a huge factor in how I feel today.

    Stupid bullshit biological nightmare hazard ASS shit bleh

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    About 5 months into new role at work and it keeps getting harder the more I learn. Our systems are so broken that I reckon at least half of what the more experienced people on my team deal with, only needs to be dealt with because our system just glitches/can't do a thing for some inexplicable reason, and causes problems and workarounds that simply shouldn't exist.

    I do have a great team and lovely team leader though, and the flexible hours are really nice. It's just frustrating and complicated. Oh well. I now have a looooong weekend and won't be back at work until next Thursday. Time to recharge my brain

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago (11 children)
  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Good to see you around these parts! Going okay, plodding through. What's been happening?

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Been hanging our 'the other place' and limiting my social media consumption.

    Other than that...work is good, family is good, life is okay.

    Got a new cat recently, so that's big news.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago*

    For anyone wanting a small luxury treat, Haagen Das is half price at cokes.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Uncle Dan's has a sale on with free delivery. I purchased 2 Gins, 1 tequila, 1 margarita mixer, 1 muscato and 4 sojus. Should do me for the weekend.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago

    After a conversation with Coffee Work I'm going to take some bags with me to photograph this long weekend. That means I can write the trip up as a tax deduction

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago

    hay fever and allergies are really bad this year

    so tired

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Yo if you're doing a selfie video and there's lint or a food stain on your top I am not paying attention to anything you're saying, sorry

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    As soon as someone drums their nails on something, I'm out.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    This is gonna sound really really bad. I can't help it but if you have a lisp my radar ears are gonna pick it up straight away and I'm gonna have to ask you to repeat what you said. I also tilt my head like a dog and I'm sorry.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Uncle posted this in fam chat.

    Wtf is this shitโ€ฝ I'm gonna huck lol

    Straight to fucking gaol.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago

    Still in awe of how effective gradients are in graphic design. Need to put readable text on an image without darkening the whole thing? Just put a gradient over that area. The most subtle gradient has just made white text over a white sky pop. The average person wouldn't even notice.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago* (6 children)

    So on my bus ride to work, I go past Pentridge. There's a three storey house for lease, so I've just looked it up to have a peek, and it's $1,000 PER WEEKโ€ฝ ~$4k per MONTHโ€ฝ

    Who has that kind of money for rent? Wouldn't you just buy a house at that point??

    I will say though, this house has an internal lift servicing all three levels. Maybe that's part of it, maintenance for the lift? Idk.

    I just want to know what kind of jobs people have where they could afford that kind of rent, but not buy a house and pay a mortgage. Maybe a highly skilled, well paid working person from overseas? Where they wouldn't live in Aus permanently, but would leave eventually?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago

    You know if you're renting the landlord ain't maintaining shit. Getting a mortgage is also contingent on being approved by a bank. They love knocking people back for loans that would have people paying less in replaymemts then they currently are in rent over concerns whether they can afford it or not

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago

    Lots of 3-4 bedroom houses going for this rate, particularly if they are new/renovated, close to transport. Affordable by a couple with 2 good incomes. Iโ€™m not even talking executive jobs, a school teacher can earn $120k, might have a tradie partner, so will have a healthy $250k joint household income. Could also be rented as a share house, affordable for 3-4 younger people.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    How many bedrooms? That's a fairly standard deal if it's split over three working people's contribution.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 week ago

    Calendar alert: Spooky game day ๐Ÿ‘ป Be there or all the jelly shots are mine ๐Ÿ™€

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