I'm happy happy happy! So excited, my new vacuum cleaner arrived today. I realised it's the first time I've ever bought one! Someone's mum or whatever is always getting a new one so they've given me their old one, and this has happened all my life. It was an impatient few hours waiting for it to charge up but I've been buzzing around vacuuming at night like I did when I was younger ๐ The old one was legendary but actually too heavy and cumbersome to lug around, but this one is much easier.
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I've been feeling too good lately, it's about time I start having self doubt and hating the way I am, I guess.
I feel like a fucking idiot, despite not doing anything to warrant it. Idk.
Fucking. Whatever.
Self doubt BEGONE! Wait until it happens. Don't borrow trouble. Mind you, the first plus 30 deg C day in the factory will be time enough to doubt your life choices.
Youโre doing great. Brains are stupid sometimes. Give it a firm โnot todayโ and continue doing great.
To be frank, are you due for your period? Because I'm due for mine in a few days and I become an emotional disaster in the days leading up to it, the self hatred is through the roof. But sometimes it's good to remember it's part of your cycle, it isn't real.
Yes I am loooool honestly that's probably it ๐
The human body might be bullshit, but you are awesome!!! Remember that! Tell your brain to shut up and enjoy some horror!
Fucking hormones. Why must this?! I seem to have stopped ( cross every digit) but became a hell beast like clockwork.
Please try to make it for excess food colouring & vodka. But understood if you nope
Bad shit is gonna happen through out your entire life. The trick is to have a fucking good time between that bad shit.
You are doing fantastic! Hug that giant furball and tell the brain weasels to fuck off.
Mr Woof's dinner was not defrosted, so I had to open an emergency tin of sardines. He seems quite happy with that.
I get so much amusement from how hopefully Alfie chirps into the kitchen whenever a can is opened.
....17 hours overtime across mon-wed, but all servers done and I got a five day weekend w00t w00t
Well I literally just got my period, just before. So that's definitely a huge factor in how I feel today.
Stupid bullshit biological nightmare hazard ASS shit bleh
Hugs choc vodka, tick one or more
I don't wanna sing told yaaaaa... but I also just got mine, so totes called it. Keep calm, hugs cats, accept your brain can be wrong and that you are so fucking incredible.
About 5 months into new role at work and it keeps getting harder the more I learn. Our systems are so broken that I reckon at least half of what the more experienced people on my team deal with, only needs to be dealt with because our system just glitches/can't do a thing for some inexplicable reason, and causes problems and workarounds that simply shouldn't exist.
I do have a great team and lovely team leader though, and the flexible hours are really nice. It's just frustrating and complicated. Oh well. I now have a looooong weekend and won't be back at work until next Thursday. Time to recharge my brain
Do they at least have documentation for everything?
Ah broken systems taking up people's time, I don't miss that at all.
Sounds like you're smashing it though, and have definitely earned a reprieve from work! Enjoy the good weather!
Hell good people...how do?
I wore pants yesterday and got a free beer and a name tag.
How's youse?
Good to see you around these parts! Going okay, plodding through. What's been happening?
Been hanging our 'the other place' and limiting my social media consumption.
Other than that...work is good, family is good, life is okay.
Got a new cat recently, so that's big news.
That forehead smudge! Those white choc dipped paws! That chest! What a stunner!!!
I see mischief!
For anyone wanting a small luxury treat, Haagen Das is half price at cokes.
Good morning
Uncle Dan's has a sale on with free delivery. I purchased 2 Gins, 1 tequila, 1 margarita mixer, 1 muscato and 4 sojus. Should do me for the weekend.
After a conversation with Coffee Work I'm going to take some bags with me to photograph this long weekend. That means I can write the trip up as a tax deduction
What up what up
Yo if you're doing a selfie video and there's lint or a food stain on your top I am not paying attention to anything you're saying, sorry
As soon as someone drums their nails on something, I'm out.
This is gonna sound really really bad. I can't help it but if you have a lisp my radar ears are gonna pick it up straight away and I'm gonna have to ask you to repeat what you said. I also tilt my head like a dog and I'm sorry.
Uncle posted this in fam chat.
Wtf is this shitโฝ I'm gonna huck lol
Straight to fucking gaol.
Still in awe of how effective gradients are in graphic design. Need to put readable text on an image without darkening the whole thing? Just put a gradient over that area. The most subtle gradient has just made white text over a white sky pop. The average person wouldn't even notice.
So on my bus ride to work, I go past Pentridge. There's a three storey house for lease, so I've just looked it up to have a peek, and it's $1,000 PER WEEKโฝ ~$4k per MONTHโฝ
Who has that kind of money for rent? Wouldn't you just buy a house at that point??
I will say though, this house has an internal lift servicing all three levels. Maybe that's part of it, maintenance for the lift? Idk.
I just want to know what kind of jobs people have where they could afford that kind of rent, but not buy a house and pay a mortgage. Maybe a highly skilled, well paid working person from overseas? Where they wouldn't live in Aus permanently, but would leave eventually?
You know if you're renting the landlord ain't maintaining shit. Getting a mortgage is also contingent on being approved by a bank. They love knocking people back for loans that would have people paying less in replaymemts then they currently are in rent over concerns whether they can afford it or not
Lots of 3-4 bedroom houses going for this rate, particularly if they are new/renovated, close to transport. Affordable by a couple with 2 good incomes. Iโm not even talking executive jobs, a school teacher can earn $120k, might have a tradie partner, so will have a healthy $250k joint household income. Could also be rented as a share house, affordable for 3-4 younger people.
Cram five people in there and it's very managable. 'tis why housesharing is a thing.
How many bedrooms? That's a fairly standard deal if it's split over three working people's contribution.
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Can I please get a fried egg on rice with soy sauce and some of that tasty rice Japanese sprinkly stuff?
marmalade toast please chef ๐
Calendar alert: Spooky game day ๐ป Be there or all the jelly shots are mine ๐


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