Can I please get..... Hmm.... You know what. I have an uncanny hankering for Pringles. Could I please have one tube's worth? Presented however you please

I still ate it don't worry

Just went out for brunch in the city. My knife slipped while cutting into it, and an entire runny-yolked, hollandaise covered poached egg plonked off my plate onto my lap 🙃

Happy birthday!

Can I please get a super basic American style hot dog? Just ketchup and mustard

Not for everything no ;( lots is missing. Too many niche cases where the information is just held in people's heads

About 5 months into new role at work and it keeps getting harder the more I learn. Our systems are so broken that I reckon at least half of what the more experienced people on my team deal with, only needs to be dealt with because our system just glitches/can't do a thing for some inexplicable reason, and causes problems and workarounds that simply shouldn't exist.

I do have a great team and lovely team leader though, and the flexible hours are really nice. It's just frustrating and complicated. Oh well. I now have a looooong weekend and won't be back at work until next Thursday. Time to recharge my brain

Can I please get a fried egg on rice with soy sauce and some of that tasty rice Japanese sprinkly stuff?

Oh my God. The world is STILL smiling at you today Seagoon. Lucky you 😊

Good morning Seagoon. The world smiles at you today 😊

Can I get a chicken schnitty sandwich please?

Look at you absolutely smashing it 💪💪💪