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[โ€“] 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Just went out for brunch in the city. My knife slipped while cutting into it, and an entire runny-yolked, hollandaise covered poached egg plonked off my plate onto my lap ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    How could you waste such a magnificent egg? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Ooh is game night still on (and it's tonight yea? I'm terrible with memory / dates ๐Ÿ™ƒ)

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)
  • I don't know if I've shared this halloween story before but I'll tell it anyway. I was a teenager and my brother was an adult. I opened the door to handout some chocolate bars to some young teens when my brother came from behind me and in a weird growly voice said "you want the candy". I quickly turned to see him with this ugly mask thing with hair and a fake knife in his hand. I let out an enormous loud "FUCK". The kids loved it. I did not.

    Anyway have a great time at the party or watching tv or whatever. I'm gonna have a special cupcake. โค๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    catfish got some good fucking hello shots holy shit

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)
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    [โ€“] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Thunder! Lightning! Very, very FRIGHTENING!

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 week ago

    Had to take allergy meds at 6am and am still utterly miserable. Huzzah!!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago

    Can't sleep. But sometimes, ya just gotta get up the same time the next day, and just relax into the tiredness, get a good night sleep the next night.

    Is what I tell myself.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago

    Good night everyone, sweet and spooky dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 week ago

    all the Hallowe'en candy has been obtained so kids better turn up ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I have seen heaps of kids out already trick or treating along Burke ๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŽƒ

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago

    Boyo is apparently the sausage roll who will save the day.

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  • The sky is about to cry.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 week ago (17 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 week ago (10 children)

    A birthday cake please. I'd like to not make my own.

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