I don't know if I've shared this halloween story before but I'll tell it anyway. I was a teenager and my brother was an adult. I opened the door to handout some chocolate bars to some young teens when my brother came from behind me and in a weird growly voice said "you want the candy". I quickly turned to see him with this ugly mask thing with hair and a fake knife in his hand. I let out an enormous loud "FUCK". The kids loved it. I did not.

Anyway have a great time at the party or watching tv or whatever. I'm gonna have a special cupcake. ❤️