EDIT: NVM they called me back.

They shipping you some freebies? Lol

We can be assured that their metal detector does not work as supposed.

General Mills is overpriced anways. Aldi is best, usually, granola excepted. Idk about candy I don't touch it.

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Mmm... You can really taste the tinins

Which is 69.44 orchards, of course.

If my math is good, it takes about 133,000 fruit feet to line one olympic-sized swimming pool, though that's assuming 2m constant depth.

No idea why Olympic sized pools are the standard pool comparison unit. You'd figure most people would be able to better relate to like Y sized pools.

How many football fields is that?

The problem is that it got through, so the metal detector isn’t working, and nobody noticed.

Metal detectors are standard practice in food production, it's part of HACCP, which basically every food manufacturer implements, I think it's a requirement of SQF certification as well.

Just an employee who cares more I'm sure. Idk the absolute gigantic scale of the plants that make these food products is insane. It's actually impressive there aren't more issues.

But like if you were on the factory floor and you were worried about losing your job and some random thing happened that ultimately probably won't kill anyone would you flag someone down or just let it go?

I'd like to think I'd grab somebody if I noticed it. I'd say it's likely just something happened and it wasn't noticed.

Sadly that lives up to my nostalgia but I did remember them tasting better. Dunkaroos were a huge disappointment, the frosting doesn’t taste nearly as good as it did to 10 year old me. Not sure if the formula changed or if my taste buds did

I was a dm of dollar tree. They don’t give a fuck if things get melted. During the hottest three months some candy does come in with frozen.

What really concerns me is the medicine. A lot of that stuff says to keep it room temperature. Those trucks are not room temperature and the medicine never comes in with frozen. Straight off the hot ass truck.

Subway is, as far as I know, almost entirely a franchised operation so it varies substantially by region and between individual stores. My town definitely has a "good Subway" and a "bad Subway" (and actually it's been a year or two since I've been, the good one might suck now).

It's pretty metal to be sure.