Two in the ground beef, one in the sink

this man knows how to toss a salad!

There's an easy way to fix this. Break the other middle prong too so it becomes a metal utensil, which is sturdier.

That probably came as quite a shock. Therefore you could call this fork ''the shocker'.

Two in the rare, one in the well done.

This is now for serving salmon and the single tine is for gorgonzola. Two in the pink, one in the stink.

The origin story of the shaka is that kids would throw the shaka hopping trains at a bruddah who lost his fingers working at the sugar mill.

The forking shocker, two in the beef, one in the salmon.

For when you want surf with your turf.

Shocker

Fork over dinner just this one tine.

It's now a threek, and suitable to be used at Olive Garden.

Well more fibre in your diet I guess

How old was the spoon? Wanting to know the longevity

I shall pour one out in a couple of weeks, after I heal more from recent surgery, for your lost wooden utensil. I too, know the pain of such a loss in the middle of cooking a meal.

I wish you peaceful healing in these trying times.

That's clearly bamboo, which isn't a tree and isn't wood.

Bummer

🤘

Now it’s a thrork

o7

This looks like a poster for a B-tier A24 movie

Nah, you broke it.

That’s bamboo! Not as strong as wood in these situations.

My first thought was "I am Groot".

Isn't too dull even for Dull Men's Club?