I've freaked people out by being able to read upside down, so this is next level.

My favorite dark joke when I got back from the sandbox was commenting that I went to war for cheap gas, and that's doubled in price.

I think the only thing to do is put a stick in the spoke of your front wheel.

Hear me out.

You're already head over heels, you might as well make it literal. Also, if she comes over to help, out was meant to be. If not, she was probably a terrible person.

Edit: remember - no matter how hot they are, there's always someone who's sick and tired of putting up with their shit.

How long before Bayer owns the patent for anything grown from it.

I got so tired of going to a pot-luck and finding no deviled eggs, so they're now my default contribution.

I never have leftovers to take home and I always seem to be invited back.

Half Life 2 retail standard. August 18, 2005.

I didn't even know that this list was available. There's a ton of games on there that I've never played because I bought them to play after I upgraded my computer and forgot about them. I have a steam deck now and really should go back and try them out.

I remember reading this years ago on old chat pages.

The forking shocker, two in the beef, one in the salmon.

For when you want surf with your turf.

Especially when the last 3 years the popcorn we've had to sell has gone bad.

Holy sea is where holy water comes from.

I have a metal disk from a hard drive that I keep on a suction cup in my shower to use as a mirror. Works wonderfully.

B11 . . . BINGO!!!