Otherwise known as the way of the influencer.

Debt and pretend coolness

That's a normal beer bottle on the back fender, by the way. This thing is fucking gigantic. It shouldn't be road legal at all.

His taste in vehicles aside, he is apparently quite savvy with money management.

He also owns a Ukranian jet. Refurbished, of course.

Not legal in DC, either, but unfortunately that doesnt stop people

The absolutely irony of these chud tanks is that theybwpuld be the FIRST vehicles to break down in the apocalypse.

Oh I love this. So many parts so exposed, if someone carried a grudge they'd just take a cordless angle grinder to it and it'd be disabled without you even noticing until you try to drive it away. Shit, you could just cut into the engine block sooo easily.

What the fuck are those actually supposed to be good for?

Car guy here, let me explain!

Nah I'm just fucking with you, I don't have an explanation. This doesn't look fun to drive on roads and despite having more ground clearance than something like a Toyota RAV4 and 6 wheel drive and everything, I wouldn't take it off road either. So much distance between the first and second axle. Damn thing looks like it could bend pretty easily if you drive it the way one ought to drive an off-road vehicle with a Hellcat engine: Like a trophy truck. Because trophy trucks are built to take that beating and this is almost certainly not. So you can crawl slowly with your 900 horsepower tuned Hellcat and watch some dude in a Wrangler pass you at a fifth of the price and a third of the engine size because smaller and lighter is an advantage when going off road over heavy and clumsy usually.

True (and funny), which is why any proper doom mech should have a cow catcher on it. Or a giant spike ram. At least according to my 12 years old imagination.

That thing doesn’t even run on jet fuel. Like, it’s just pleb gas you can buy on the side of the road. If your vehicle isn’t powered by something that needs extra regulations and significantly more insurance, you’re just driving a hybrid.

I played it, but I want to make it even more evil.

It was only $10k, actually. Just put something down, drive it for a few months and let the repo guy come get it. Cheaper than renting.

More than the drone

It's the exact same with preppers. Oh I see you've got stockpiles of food in this basement so you could last about 6 months, I'm sure the ash clouds will have dispersed by then. Presumably they are on some special alert list so that they'll be told in the event of nuclear strike so they can get to their nice bunker in time.

I think there was an episode of South Park where they told all the angry men that the average penis size was much smaller than it actually was and then they weren't assholes anymore

Yeah but you see that's smart.

Boogeymonster already knows aboit the blanket trick. So then when it does pull away the blanky:

yoink

"Huh? Where'd he go?"

I stopped identifying as a prepper in 2020. When it actually happened, my family locked down and did exactly what we had planned for. We had masks in the emergency kit, food and water for weeks, books for the kids, you name it. I felt smart.

Until the other preppers exposed my naivete by just waltzing outside. Whatever, fuck them, I'm stocking up for the next pandemic. Next time, toilet paper.

Is the exterior 3d printed? This has such a powder printed look to it. Maybe it is just looking like that but in any case the interior appears to be comically small relative to the monstrous dimensions of that vehicle.

I have learned and will bring books on survival techniques and skills for others to read so that a community collective can survive until crops become viable food sources. You won't find most preppers doing that shit.

Yes, I remember Goliath, piloted by what I seem to recall was Michael Kight's evil twin?? But it was a semi rig, not a coal roller.