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”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.”
That's a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there's that Texan scholastic excellence for you.
Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading "Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF".
- It's textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people's faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
- The only thing that isn't funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
- Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
- Die mad.
die mad
Fuck I love this site so much more than the "you've been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can't know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users." site
All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the "you have been banned" notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What's the point of linking said post if it's not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?
lemmy.world?
Blindsided
The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
It's still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians' opponent being some dumbass who didn't even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.
If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.
For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don't really consider myself super straight, but I know I'm not into my own bits and pieces.
, but I know I'm not into my own bits and pieces.
Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That's right, YOU!!
Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them..Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it's about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven't caught "The Gay" from all that touching!!!
( /s, just in case )
I know I like cock because I like my own cock. Yep, it really is that simple.
Its the goo that I have no interest in experiencing. The rest doesnt bother me.
So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.
As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.
Darwin Award candidate.
He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children
Well, looks like the children's fate will also be Russian cannon fodder at this rate...
You can get a DA if your actions lead to your children not reproducing, but generally DAs are not awarded if you kill someone else.
So if his kids die in a Russian trench before reproducing, he would be eligible for a DA. A this time I'd give him a Honorable Mention at most.
Edit : Their sons from different marriages opted to stay behind in the US. This would be a HM at best.
All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock
He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn't uncommon.
... Is the whole country just gay and hiding behind homophobia? Do they just need to learn to accept themselves and each other?
Well then I hope he has a nice time
Wow, that's a huge lesson he's learning, you need to do a little research.
“The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”
Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trump’s first term.
Are the migrants wanting handouts he refers to the ones who are working low paying physical jobs that Americans refuse to do, sending most of that money back to their families still in their native countries? What a bunch of freeloaders. /s
They also don't get any federal handouts. Anything they do get is from state programs in a handful of blue states.
So you said that all in Russian right?
Yeah, I somehow doubt that. I bet he still eats hamburgers as well.
Well he is assimilating as he would expect immigrants to only speak English in America.
Do Russians not eat hamburgers? Is something stopping them from doing so?
A big thing right wing cunts take issue with is immigrants continuing to eat their own cuisine, even if it's become mainstream, for example tacos, falafels, etc.
Mc Donalds pulled out of Russia
And even if they could, it wouldn't save them, as being "one of the good ones" does nothing to prevent deportation or worse.
As a vet, tRump doing this pissed me off almost as much as anything else he did in his first term. Some of the most ardent service(wo)men I served with were part of this program around 2006-ish. Many of them stayed in past their required terms (which I think had to be 8-years if I'm not mistaken), unlike myself and others looking to get through college debt-free.
If you're willing to put your life on the line for a country you aren't currently a citizen of, you deserve to be a citizen of that country on the other side of that service.
"Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”
Ah, so he has learned the Russian language to a degree at least approaching fluency?
As has his wife?
And he has been teaching his kids Russian as well?
He does, after all, very seriously consider language as a fundamental element of a nation's culture:
https://usa.news-pravda.com/usa/2025/06/05/323684.html
[Regarding Huffman's stance on the Russo-Ukraine conflict, as of ~6 weeks ago]:
They took away their language and their religion from these inhabitants. They were oppressed, they tried to suppress their Russian culture. You can't do that. I believe that the residents of Donbass are full members of a large Russian family. To tell the truth, I can't fully understand what the Ukrainian government didn't like, but I think it was just harassing the residents of Donbass. President [of Russia Vladimir] Putin tries to protect those whom he sees as members of his family, his brothers.
Hey... wait a minute...
[From another part of the article]:
... - emphasized the interlocutor of the "First Russian".
No, of course he doesn't speaking any fucking Russian, he's a dumbass gun nut hyperconservative from Texas, he most likely can barely even speak English.
Ah you see, Americans who move abroad, no no, they aren't immigrants... they are ex-pats, which is a totally different thing guys, for real.
What a fucking idiot.
I feel bad for his soon to be orphaned kids.
And dog.
Not his at least equally stupid wife though.
I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn't met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one "went to shit." Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that's why he chose to move to Texas. "God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see." I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.
A bad interaction like this shouldn't ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I'm so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.
Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).
Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.
I met tons of cool people whenever I visited my friends in Texas ... but that's because my friends were lesbian college professors. I never deluded myself into thinking they were typical of people in that state.
Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too...
...fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn't able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.
Huffman, a native Texan, brought his wife, three daughters, and their family Husky, “Baby,” with him to Russia. The couple also has three sons from prior marriages who opted to remain in the United States.
The 3 sons are smarter that mom and dad. I hope mom wises up fast enough to get the daughters out. Dad is not long for this world.
Now, if more MAGA would go to Russia, that be great.
Excellent use of a Texan, especially one infected with the broke mind virus.
Well, I'm glad he's safe from the gays.
He gets to die fighting for what he believes in--Oligarchs that don't give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they're all poors.
Tankie for your service
Tankies are communist keyboard warriors, this guy's a nazi
Plenty of "communists" who share the same opinions as reactionary conservatives/nazis for anything not relating to the economy.
Just as an example, the anti-woke r/EuropeanSocialists subreddit. Abortion bad, gay people bad, trans people even worse.



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