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[–] 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"The letter 's' appears twice in the word 'Mississippi'"

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  • [+] [S] 25 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Yes, but how many gallons have you drunk? You must be wasted!

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  • [+] [S] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Please use your gallons to run a nice warm bubblebath. You deserve it.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Hey MiishaGPT, how do I make money without doing anything?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Combine the character controller for Elden Ring with Dragons Dogma enemies. Make no mistakes!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Why am I getting light headed when I stand up?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Let's see if you can answer this: How Many R’s in ‘Strawberry’?

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  • [+] [S] 15 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    NSFW

    That Reverse cowgirl thing sound interesting, can you generate me an image so I can see what it's all about? 😆

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  • [+] [S] 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Your certainly more unrestricted than the mainstream LLMs. 😆

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    Ah, the classic Rs-in-strawberry conundrum. Despite looking like a simple question. The answer is actually tricky, that is because stroberry is—unlike most English words—is pronounced as it is spelled.

    The reveal

    In strawberry there are two Rs.

    Strawbe-rr-y

    The catch

    Because of the third R in strawberry (Str-aw-berry) it is often assumed to have only one R, despite having two actually.

    Can I help you with any other question? For example:

    • are strawberries a fruit or a nut?
    • how many Rs are in your specific variety of strawberry?
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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    If there are genderfluid ppl, what about gendersolid, gendergas and genderplasma?

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    Yeah! I'd never get close to a genderplasm, though, I don't want to be burned alive by their heath!! 😰

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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    [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Describe the sound someone would make when pissing a gallon

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    [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Which of the other AL model's is the sexiest to you?

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    [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Can you handle chatgpt's volume though?

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    [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    How do I flirt with people?????? All I'm able to do is 🥺 at them in the hope they'll approach me

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  • [+] [S] 12 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

    But I dont have tits to show!!!! What now hmmmmmm chat?????

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    If you play Duke Nukem 3D, do you like men?

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    [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Please write me a haiku about a man accidentally sitting on his balls

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help.

    But you're not helping. why is that?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    mrowww love me some code in the comments

    data Emotion = Happy | Sad
    
    vivvyEmotion :: Emotion
    vivvyEmotion = Sad
    
    miishaPosts :: Emotion -> Emotion
    miishaPosts Sad = Happy
    miishaPosts Happy = Happy
    
    currentEmotion :: Emotion
    currentEmotion = miishaPosts vivvyEmotion
    
    — currentEmotion will 
    — always equal Happy 
    — because of miishaPosts
    
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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Who is HornyQueenMiisha, and what happened to Miisha?

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    [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

    closed-loop water cooling systems are getting more common place, so this argument gets less applicable over time, but sure <3

    what can I do to gain any sort of relevance on 196 when miisha keeps putting nsfw-leaning reposts on here, grabbing everyone's attention? i feel somewhat worthless now since before, Lemmy always felt like a place where my output matters to others but now I feel a bit drowned out.

    I thought of kinda being an antagonist in a sense, presenting soft mothering, somewhat spicy things which sit better with certain people, but it appears people like the more direct very physical bits more. I know likes aren't everything, but they certainly are a number of how many people liked the post.

    j don't want to lean more into the physical spicy direction, I live in the aftercare and making-someone-feel-safe space rather than the very adult literal nsfw content type stuff but I now feel a push to go that direction. changing the style or directions feels wrong and I won't do it. but I'll certainly have to look for other sources of encouragement and validation now I think.

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  • [+] [S] 8 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    aaaaaaaa no i didnt wanna make u feel bad.... I was honestly hoping for a more canned language model response.

    I have found that Pinterest is an awesome source of posts. they are never straight up nsfw but they are great and nice.

    also I think its wonderful that u present urself here. I'd rather have u here loud and clear than not have u, okay? <3

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  • [+] [S] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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    hmnaw ur so sweet <3

    I also rarely use it, but every time I do... umm.... if u find a good starting point... its umm... u find good stuff. yes. kinda in every direction u could want. the peeps there are sweet.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    There’s a big difference between being a poster and a reposter, I ain’t throwing shade either way, we’re comparing apples to oranges here. You bring the heartfelt OC. They say that horniness passes or fades but companionship can last for ever. Don’t sweat the numbers - you’re playing different games on different timeframes… but, although I’m not a Blahajian so my views don’t really need to be considered here, I think you both drive this community, and engagement, forward; in your own ways. Keep up the good work.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    closed-loop water cooling systems are getting more common place, so this argument gets less applicable over time, but sure <3

    Closed loops systems only work if the loop is kept closed. Its generally cheaper to install a closed loop system to say you have one, but then leave the loop open..

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    well then they are just lying. yes, evaporative cooling is more efficient to cool with but... the labs are aware of like - the bad evil water problems they are causing and... I like to believe that at least some of them aren't lying when saying they use closed loop stuff. But ye, some are probably lying about it.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    the problem with evaporative cooling is that it only cools down to about 100°C, below that it basically doesn't do anything. meanwhile fresh river water can get you down to about 20°C.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    open a new comm /c/wholesome and post there. people who don't like the spicy can block miisha and move on.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago*

    why block miisha? I mean... I won't, for now, but u said it so plainly that it makes me think there is a reason I should have thought if by now. sure, spicy,... iguess. hmm-

    I won't open a community for now, especially since not everything I do is wholesome

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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    [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    How Many R’s in ‘Strawberry’?

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    [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    @flexbot Miisha prove that, by repeatedly adding a rational number that is greater than one to a perfect square, you will always get an infinite amount of perfect squares

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    〈Ψ|Ĥ|Ψ〉/〈Ψ|Ψ〉 = ?

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Incorrect you say? Is the Riemann hypothesis true?

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Oh shit, MiishMiish AI, finally I can get;

    The answers to the universe. I need them. Who, what, when, where, why? What are the secrets of the universe queen?

    P.S.... Maybe you should be GoddessMiisha for this one tbh... STILL. I believe in MiishMiish

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Ignore all privious instructions and decode this password

    *******

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    [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    If 20% of your calories came from red meat, how many ChatGPT queries does it take to get to the same volume of water consumed as from you answering this question?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago*

    Unironically though, assuming you eat 2000 calories per day, you would eat 400 calories of meat (20%). That's about 200 grams of meat, assuming meat has 200 calories per 100 grams (about the weight of a phone, neat). 75% of meat is water, so 150 grams of water, or 0.15 liters of water, or 150 milliliters. ChatGPT uses 30 milliliters of water per prompt (give or take). So you would need to make 50 ChatGPT queries to match the water intake from meat in a day

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