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[–] 51 points 1 year ago (11 children)

If choosing the second option guarantees I would still be alive to receive that dollar, then hell yeah.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'd think living for five million years would be a curse more than anything else

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah but... Fuck it; I've got nothing better to do.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So you'll receive the dollar and then just die? That's almost like not getting the dollar at all. Think about that

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    All the compound interest calculators on websites refuse to go over 100 years so I guess I'll just take the 5 mil 😭

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You can calculate it manually as Future Value = Present Value * ( 1 + Interest in integer form )^number of terms

    So for example a $1 at 6% APR for 5,000,000 years would be

    F = $1 * ( 1 + 0.06 )^5,000,000

    F = $12,615,609 if I'm not too tired to think straight rn

    I think technically that does outperform inflation so you will have slightly more purchasing power than $1 today.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    If, in 5 million years, we are still using dollars, then we deserve to be turned into whatever compound Zeeblorp is interested in schmearing on his bagel.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    We’ll be using the Eurodollar by 2077. I don’t know what the exchange rate is from dollars to eddies.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Unethical number game suggests that if you invest 5mil into property now, you'd soon afford to double that, then quadruple that, then... By the end of said term, every square meter of Earth would hold some kind of an empty apartment complex.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    5 million years. It might be nice to live that long

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If the wish granter were powerful and genuine in how it was implemented it might also guarantee continuation of the human race for 5 million years.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    And yet after five million years, long after humanity as a whole has fallen, you live. Standing in a grassy hill which once was New York City, you look upon the horizon.

    Meanwhile somewhere within conrecete cave, deep under millions of years worth of dirt, some ancient server stirred to life, powered by some unknown magic. With it's last spark of energy it processed operation kept within buffer, reassigning value of one between two different datasets.

    As soon as it happened, you felt relief and gave out last labored breath of life, letting it finally go...as you earned the dollar you wished for.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I feel like it may be more visually poetic - standing there, as a breeze blows dust past you, a dollar bill flies into your hand, somehow inexplicably preserved. Any archeological record of paper currency is long gone, so even if there was a human civilization, this strangely ornamented picture of a man's head with various shapes around it would be alien.

    Clearly the better choice. (Edit: vs. $5m in a year, not paper vs. a server.)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Love it! Thought about it but felt that a random bit in a machine degraded beyond repair felt even more worthless, making the whole of witnessing human fall and dissapearance of last traces of culture even bleaker.

    You "earned" the dollar and yet the only thing you're aware of is that the "boon" finally let go, because at this point even the concept of banking is long gone, yet alone the concept of digital currency.

    But you, friend, are clearly superior in the art of poetic description ^^

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  • "5 million in a year"

    That year is 2143. And the US dollar has been defunct since 2028 (probably). Enjoy

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    I'd pick the dollar in 5 million years. At first my choice may seem absurd to financially illiterate people, but it's called "passive income", which is the key to getting rich beyond your wildest dreams.

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    After taxes, you'd only have like $4.9 billion. That's how they get you. You'd be better off taking the dollar in 5 million years and letting it grow.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Money doesn't bring happiness

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    5 million years, because bread tastes better than key

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It says nothing about interest, just that you'd get a dollar. There would be 5 million years of inflation that devalues that dollar and to top it all off we'd all be dead in 5 million years for roughly around 5 million years lol

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Would rather get a dollar in 5 million years. I was never book smart, instead I'm money smart. It makes me more intelligent.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How the hell am i going to live long enough to collect the 5 mil?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I don't want to be alive 5 million more years to wait for my dollar. I'll take the 5,000,000 in just one year.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I have no desire to live that long. You'd see modern civilization fall and most likely massively catastrophic events play out.

    Maybe if I could keep they knowledge I currently have and the body of 25 year old me then maybe I'd consider it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    If "interest money" and "advertising" disappeared the whole world would implode, or get better. Who knows?

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  • I'm guessing that current forms of societies that recognise dollars only last two centuries at most.

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