Hahah!! And also, I thought about that meme as it kinda looks like that character! Thanks for confirming it ^^

It looks like those flying masks from SMB2.

"Mesa wipe? How wude!"

Feed me senpai!

Yes! I was showing the photo to some friends and one if them took a serious and oddly long look at it, she (as all if us) was far from sober, and just said "look into the bowl". Without knowing about that extra face it sounded so ominous.

Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.

I see what you mean, but got bad news.
There's a third roll that's on the left handle which is the one you take from, the handles were just folded up when I took this photo.
But you gave me a vision; imagine it like a VCR or tape deck, the paper goes from one roll to another and you spin them to wipe, your butt being the write head for the "tape", a trail of shit getting "written" to the tape.

goddammit

muppetness is a word I didn't know I needed, thank you for sharing this wisdom. It'll be used with great care but also as often as possible.

Totto Drake II!

That's easy, I'll take the one where it loves being a toilet. It's that easy not to kink shame

Love to see it. Here's a universal link !pareidolia@sh.itjust.works

Wait, isn't "in the wild" basically a fundamental aspect of its definition?

Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".

Just be happy you live where the plumbing can handle toilet paper.

My first guess was to avoid getting stuck by a dirty needle.

Thank all the NIMBYs for being against safe injection sites.

Good times.

It's alright, but it's made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I've had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it's about function for those that are in some way different. It's just better for everyone as it is absolutely fine for "normal" people but is better than normal/more common ones for those with mobility issues etc.

Haha! I imagine the TP starting to unravel and trailing behind like two tails.

Amaze amaze amaze.