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I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. (lemmy.today)
submitted 4 weeks ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

... C'mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat.. On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 4 weeks ago*

    But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul... We're past the covid TP panic, you don't have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.

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