Badgers actually team up with coyotes and foxes, not wolves, but whatever, close enough.

You are a wolf. Who will you Hunt with? Crow: Air Support, spots prey, happy with scraps - Not much help in a fight. Badger: gets into tunnels, flushes prey out, has a home base - won't actually let you into said base. Ungh: throws projectiles, tracks prey, has his own pack, can kill mammoths, lets you have bones, can set traps, will pet you, makes medicine, shares stockpile, is everywhere, cave is warm - will make you his bitch

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[–] 37 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

Crow bro for sure. Which I think are ravens and not crows, because ravens are also called ‘wolf birds’, but crow bro is more fun to say

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

    Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

    As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

    If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

    So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. [...]

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I would choose Ungh's wife, and go "Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! "

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm glad wolf chose Ungh. I love dogs.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Chooses Ungh. 10k years later:

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    Ungh wishes Ungh could fly! Quoth the Ungha Boonga.

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    [–] 22 points 1 month ago

    I would choose ungh coz they would call me a diggidy dawg

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    A wolf with a crow sidekick sounds appealing for a comic strip.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Funny enough, in 12 Miles Below there was a biome where intelligent wolves and ravens evolved to a point where they did hunt together.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Sctitches

    I’d do it for scritches

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    TBF, the female wolves already are bitches.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    wolves may team up with badgers and crows, crows help alert ot carrion or potential prey, helps mob other scavengers.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)