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[–] 54 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Or perhaps because it's easier to scrape down the sides of a rounded container with a spoon?...

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (6 children)

    But it's soup, you can pour instead of scraping. In fact a corner is a better spout for pouring, if we're being purely practical.

    But can you imagine if some fancy-shmancy restaurant served their extremely delicious soup in a square bowl? Teasing you with the impossibility of getting the last drop? I'd tip it out the corner but I'm crass.

    If they did so, it would be to mess with your mind and subvert your expectations.

    Because soup is round.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    If you don't need to scrape anything out of the bowl on your last couple bites then you're eating broth, not soup (consommé is a broth, fight me)

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    This year’s award winning film: The Shape of Soup.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I disagree hard. The shape of soup is temperature based.

    image

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    Soup cans > soup cubes

    I was wondering why they make them in cans rather than cubes since it’s space lost and found this:

    The cylindrical shapes of cans are a major benefit when manufacturing products. The cylindrical shape is the perfect cross-section of using the least amount of material but being able to fit the most product into shipment boxes and on store shelves. A spherical shape is inefficient for packaging, and a cubical shape is inefficient in terms of material use. The cylindrical shape is just right by using a rounded top (like a sphere) and elongated sides (like a cube). This cylindrical shape is also critical for withstanding pressure. This shape can withstand up to 90 lbs of pressure, making them a durable product for day-to-day life.

    https://www.tastingtable.com/1369064/scientific-reason-canned-goods-always-cylindrical/

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 103 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The better version of this joke

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    Assuming no gravity, soup is a sphere.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    well rounded logic

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Campbell's BuzzBallz

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I wish bouillon cubes were spheres

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Because you can't explain. Because your brain is in a round container and it has personal biases in shape preferences.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I agree. A liquid should have the freedom to expand in all directions equally.

    Everything else is just needless abusive or cruel behavior towards soup.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    But a liquid should also have the challenging experience of filling even the smallest nooks and crannies.

    You should always ask your soup if it currently wants comfort (round container) or adventure (square container).

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    It's very hard to get all of the soup out of a square container, because a spoon won't reach into the edges properly

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    yeah, ok. tend to agree. although i will allow a Squircle

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I prefer square because it's easier to fold the soup.

    "How to fold soup" Steve Martin, Cruel Shoes.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Nah, its because you need to scrape down the sides to get all the soup at the end and if its a square container you can't do that in the corners. Round containers are just easier to scrape down.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Here some soups are sold in Tertrapak cartons which I suspect would break the average American.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Of course not - no explanation is necessary!!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I don't even possess a round container. They're strictly less practical than rectangular ones

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Soup is round Soup cans are Soup cubes We must resolve this tension Soup cobes

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Never trust soup from a tetrapack

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    [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Ha ha ha. It's true, soup is round, was there ever any doubt?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (2 children)

    For those that need an explanation: round containers don't have corners, but square ones do. Soup is a liquid, which means it will occupy the corner. The corners are very difficult to get liquid out of; be it with a spoon or otherwise for eating, cleaning, serving, etc.. Putting soup in round containers keeps that problem from occurring.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Counter argument: corners make it easier to pour accurately. If it's a thick soup, you're going to get strips of soup stuck to the container between the spoon strokes either way and a corner can act as a soup staging area that makes it easier to get the soup out instead of just pushing it around. And a spatula would make quick work out of either shape.

    Though note that I'm picturing a rectangular container with rounded edges.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I currently have a square glass container with chowder in it on the top shelf of my fridge. Does that count as soup, stew, or is chowder its own category?

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