Sitting on the arm is the purest evil, you'll damage the chair!!!
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all of them in order
Sitting on the armrest cannot be considered good; you'll quickly break it that way. In fact, it's probably one of the most evil positions there
This is just proof you can't define an alignment by a simple grid of nine, and alignment can easily drift.
Does Chaotic Good, but straddling, count as chaotic neutral?
True Neutral. Armchairs are often the wrong size for me, so I just bring my legs up.
Chaotic neutral when I'm reading, neutral evil when I'm stoned watching something
None of the above

If no foot rest is available, I do something like this but leaning back a bit further with the feet either further apart or crossed

I sit on the floor and lean back against the chair. Chaotic chaotic I guess.
That just looks like ADHD + couch + family get together for me. I can see myself going all of them within 30 minutes
My partner: chaotic evil position but she's lying on the floor with her legs on the seat of the chair.
I vacillate between Neutral Good, Lawful Neutral, and True Neutral depending on my current fidgeting needs
Lawful evil is great for thinking. It always makes me so happy when I am storytelling blood on the clocktower and all the players are sat like that!
That's hilarious because chaotic neutral is my favorite alignment and I think that's the most comfortable way of sitting in an armchair. In my 30s and I still sit in every chair like that, and have taken some amazing naps draped over a chair in that position.
Feeling lawful evil today (and every day)
chaotic neutral, I have robust joints
edit: on second glance I think I'm between chaotic neutral and neutral evil
If I'm playing a game: neutral good or lawful neutral
reading a book: chaotic neutral

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