Proper bait or actual fucking idiot?
A proper shit post when you can't tell
Proper bait or actual fucking idiot?
A proper shit post when you can't tell
People who hate chapter books, I want to see their reaction to books that don't have chapters. Just one giant wall of text. Plenty of books are like that. And I've never had the courage to start one.
Terry Pratchett's Discworld series chiming in
I was so confused at first, but after “The Colour of Magic” I read “The Light Fantastic” in only three or four sittings…
I was indeed referring to terry Pratchett's work. Specifically night's watch.
And it cannot happen here by Sinclair Lewis.
Let's lose the punctuation, too. Er... I mean:
lets lose the punctuation too
And no punctuation.
It looks like you tried to transcribe the greentext and include the > symbols. Lemmy uses a markdown interpreter thingy, so it got formatted as a quote.
> Typing this
Gets this
In order to show those, put a backslash \ in front of it.
\> Typing this
> Gets this
EDIT:
Also the markdown thingy is super disrespectful to newline characters (enter/return key).
\> Typing
\> this
> Gets > this
In order to get it to actually put stuff on new lines you have to put two spaces after the sentence. Even the last one. I'm gonna use dashes to represent spaces on account of them being invisible otherwise.
\> Typing--
\> this--
> Gets
> this
Be sure not to double-space too fast on mobile tho as most phones take that to mean "put a period down"
This is exactly why Oda is household name and nobody knows who James Patterson is.
The only Oda that gets mentioned in my household is Nobunaga.
I've obviously heard of Oda but it's weird to mention some random asshole who isn't a writer for the second.
(Apparently he's actually quite nice and has established literally hundreds of scholarships)
When I hear James Patterson I don't even think of him, just Robert Pattinson and then I remember Robert Pattinson is Robert Pattinson
I've experienced this. There is a group of COVID crippled kids who can't read anything without pictures.
Took me a second to understand what you meant because getting crippled from having COVID is a real thing.
I've talked to a state college professor and his new kids coming in can't initiate a project. They have to have their hands held to get started. It wasn't like this before.
Then there's me who can't read graphic novels, because of how obnoxiously condescending they are.
*manga student raises hand: "so what you're saying is repeats what the teacher just said, but using smaller words so the average otaku can understand the already obvious explanation"
That man is an entertainer of the highest caliber, and that self-sacrificial act done purely for the laughs is something I miss in other forums, as people "take themselves too seriously".👌
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