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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Someone can probably create an app for that with AR glasses.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Rot colored glasses

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I've heard a therapist call it "shit-colored glasses."

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In terms of clichés, I'd go with 'they see the glass as half empty.'

    Not exact, but close enough

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    A jaundiced eye?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    I think that’s just cynicism or perhaps pessimism.

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    Green tinted glasses would be the technical answer.

    Sick tinted glasses?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I've heard it called "doomer goggles", but only in very online contexts

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Shit colored

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Brown-tinted glasses.

    Makes everything look like shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I've seen a lot of various 3 word combos mostly revolving around shit and shit adjacent coloured eyeware and that was my thought as well but one thing I think everyone's missed is that it you want to try and stick to that template so it's recognisable as the antonym for the phrase but still change enough of it to be clever, we should change tinted as well and I think "tainted" is perfect since it sounds almost the same and has a similar meaning in context but still adds it's own negative connotations.

    "Shit tainted glasses" is the chef's kiss in my mind. Unless anyone's got something that means the same or almost the same as glasses but also adds additional negative overtones.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago
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    My ophthalmologist calls it 20/20.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Shit colored goggles.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Rage-coloured glasses?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Shit stained brain.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    The correct prescription lenses.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Carnage Visors

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago
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    People that call themselves "realist"-glasses.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I think that's called having depression.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago
    [–] -4 points 1 year ago

    "being an asshole"

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Blackpilled maybe?

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