Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!
And for Harambe?
No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.
Tits are for the climate
2012: free the nipple!
2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change
Real enemy are people who don't appreciate all boobs.
Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob
Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!
Boob owners?
Free the boob!
Just the one? 😞
Just the favorite one.

The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.
I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.
As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.
Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!
Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼♂️✊🏼
Truth. Big boobs, small boobs... climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!
I'm trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly... And now I'm thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.
Poor booty, left behind per usual. 🥹
Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change... in her pants!"
Interesting preemptive strike there.
Also lol, Lemmy is kinda past such humor lol. Such an enemy could not present itself for decades!
I'm no chud, but I'm afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don't know what to say for myself...
Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?
Small boobs usually mean nice bums...and I'm a bum man.
Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.
Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that's some crazy coincidence.
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