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[–] 108 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs

Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change

Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I feel ignorant now. It's the first I've heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn't know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago*

    I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.

    If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women's suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army

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  • [–] 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)
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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.

    Tits are for the climate

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    2012: free the nipple!

    2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Real enemy are people who don't appreciate all boobs.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Boob owners?

    Free the boob!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.

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    [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!

    Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼‍♂️✊🏼

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Truth. Big boobs, small boobs... climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    But what about C-Cups for Climate Change?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I'm trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly... And now I'm thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change... in her pants!"

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Interesting preemptive strike there.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    I'm no chud, but I'm afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don't know what to say for myself...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Funny thing. I had a similar situation. I made the joke and the person it was intended for liked it, but other people heard and I had to admit that I overstepped. But live and comment section are different

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I like all sizes of boob. Let's fight climate change together.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Small boobs usually mean nice bums...and I'm a bum man.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    i remember you! lol

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Big boobs feel too big to be desirable? Said who? Is it another US thing?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Epstein class

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that's some crazy coincidence.

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