Like a reverse ugly duckling.

Puberty! And measles

Where are you getting the impression that anyone didn't interpret it as satire?

This is clearly satire, my dude.

Look at the community name and think again

Quite obvious when the replies are like 2 minutes after one another.

Like their first instinct is to update a post they made years ago so fast, they forgot their other child is also dying.

They do. Not under this post tho.