Cave Johnson would be the type of older guy that still occasionally drops a slur because it's hard for him to change his speech patterns but is always supportive and encouraging of LGBT+ folks and ready to punch a bigot.

Heck yeah!! Stick me in that beam please. 🐺

-- Frost

I try to just express my solidarity with trans people. Being associated with a guy who wants to become a cosmic horror would just make things harder for them.

I sometimes think my dream body would be the size of a house that provides habitat for cats and various woodland creatures. Maybe a human or two... maybe. Would be mobile too. Can achieve orbit.

I read that in Cave Johnson's voice.

This is basically the world of Orion’s Arm. It’s “hard” interstellar STL sci-fi, yet normal humans are an infinite sea of furries, cyborgs, uploads, furry cyborg uploads, engaged in all sorts of transcendental… Well…

A theme is that the ruling intelligences are worried about the Fermi Paradox, and they seem to the like the idea of letting diversity run wild to “hedge their odds.”

That freak ass three legged egg sac shade from NieR pretty please

Eldritch horror slut pls k thx.

I would become a crab so I can have god's ideal body plan and add another species to the carcinization list.

Cute girl pls

janitor gets beamed, comes out unchanged except for a full head of glorious hair and a big smile on his face

I wanna be bioluminescent with lilac skin and green glowing markings, and have adaptations to swim and breathe under water so I can explore

This is like one degree away from shit that actually happened, at least in the multiversal Aperture shit.

God, I've never wanted to work for Aperture Science more than in this scenario.

Are they still taking applications?

Oh yes, I'm trans. Male-to-Cosmic-Horror.

I was unfortunately assigned human at birth