I swear to God, if I bite into a chocolate chip cookie and get spam, I'm going full Jason Bourne and stealing the launch codes

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[–] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel like this is one of those things that you look at and want to vomit, but then you try it and it's actually pretty good. Then you vomit.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago
    [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Better you have the launch codes than who has them now

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago

    Straight to jail.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Instant +10 psychic damage image.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Bacon and pancakes

    Chicken and waffles

    Embrace it

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Not like this

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    People can mock and I have not had this but odd pairings do sometimes work, like crisps and orange peel.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Vanilla milkshake and right at the end of blending throw a couple strips of crispy bacon in, garnish with a couple more crispy strips pushed down the side and sticking out the top a little. It's amazing. Only ever convinced a couple other people to try but they were stunned at how right I was about this one. You get little crunch bits, sweet, savory, creamy, salty, it's so good

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago
    [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    If I bite into what looks like a chocolate chip cookie and get spam, I'm going to kill everyone in the room and then myself.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    You may think this is disgusting, but wait until you taste it!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Spam is too much on its own, this might actually work.

    My favorite way to use spam is to grate it, then brown in a skillet until crispy. Use as a garnish for eggs or rice or whatever your sick heart desires.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Bloody Vikings.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    This was invented by someone who was high and digging through their cupboards.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Someone needs to test this out because I legit think it might be ok.

    I once had a dessert made with caviar over ice cream and it was fantastic.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I love Choco chip cookies, and I don't mind spam now and then, but you can't put them together. You just can't.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I actually don’t think this would be that bad. Sweet and salty is a thing.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I'm catching someone with this and letting them know you are too blame.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Can someone share a recipe here?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    That's probably pretty good. How did you dream that up?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    It’s spookie season!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Can anyone weigh in with experience here? It mifht be lush

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