OR...and hear me out...she was in fact a serial killer with the perfect alibi?
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Where meme though?
licks fingers you need to keep your fingers moist when packaging up these little swaps, wouldn't want them getting contaminated from a drop on the floor!
Not only a serial killer but also a cat burglar, pickpocket, arsonist and numerous other crimes. A regular Doktorin Mabuse.
So 40 murder cases in 15 years with no resolution.
Also, there's sure to be a useless trivia community?
The resolution was that the DNA didn't belong to anyone involved in any of the crimes. It belonged to a woman who worked at the factory that made the contaminated swabs.
Of course OP is too incompetent to post the link to the source, so here we go again:
You can just post the source with calling them names... Incompetent seems pretty harsh for fucking social media lol. Cool off, touch grass, deep breaths.
Well apparently people can always link the bluesky post or shitty ad infested news websites but never the original article/source. Which usually takes an additional 10s to find.
That's why I call them incompetent.
If it only takes 10s to find, why make such a big deal?
Because a few hundred people have to do it and not just one person once.
The same reason I jizz in all the urine cups for drug tests at my job. There's no way the administration would fire all of us and leave the students high and dry, which is why I believe I've never been fired from my job as a middle school janitor despite my addiction to roofie-ing myself on a nightly basis, cuz I got my DNA all up in their urine, but really their urine was in my DNA. A fuck, I got my coat wet. The shit I do for my country.
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