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[–] 61 points 1 month ago*

"didn't like doing crime"

Yeah, killing people and furthering government corruption gets old once you've done it hundreds of thousands of times.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 month ago

    Edgelords sure don't like being edgy when it doesn't match the ideology making them money

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago

    "I didn't like doing crime"

    At least we know he's unhappy with his life, so that's nice, I guess.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    “Didn’t like doing crime”

    Hangs with pedophiles

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    He "just couldn't do it" because he probably kept failing the intro until he gave up

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Wow, I can't believe the Apartheid Emerald heir doesn't like shooting modern slave catchers

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    didn't like doing crime

    decided to play GTA

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    A lot has being said about the musky fellow but..

    Blue whales have the largest genitalia of any known living animal.

    To protect their sexual organs from injury and streamline their body when swimming, their genitalia is often hidden within a genital slit during normal daily activities and becomes exposed during sexual intercourse.

    The size of their genitalia can vary depending on genetics and overall body size.

    On average, their genitalia length is estimated to be between 8-10 feet long.

    Interestingly, although their genitalia is relatively long, the average diameter is estimated to be about 1 foot, with larger whales growing between 15-18 inches in diameter.

    The estimated weight of a blue whale’s genitalia is between 390-990 pounds, depending on its overall size.

    Additionally, their testicles are also relatively large, weighing up to 150 pounds per testicle, with smaller testicles weighing 100 pounds or less.

    During sexual intercourse, a blue whale can ejaculate as much as 30-40 pints of sperm in a single session.

    This large amount of sperm increases the likelihood of producing a successful offspring, and in some whale species, it helps to wash out the sperm of competing males while also increasing the chances of being the one that impregnates

    Source: https://www.whalefacts.org/blue-whale-reproduction/

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Don't we have livestream proof that they kill sentient beings in Path of Exile?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Well, Elon doesn't. He just pays someone else to do it for him. When he tried, he fucking died like the embarrassment he is.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Nah, he just allows the poverty kill more.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Never once have I felt safer when a cop entered a room or situation. And I’m a white, cis, straight passing man.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    The embarrassing virtue signalling of the right.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Also... are they talking about the impossible to fail bank mission flashback? I'm not even sure you have to kill police, lol.

    The first real mission is after that lovely, true to life therapist scene. Now that I think of it, you'd think these jackasses would like the parody of the therapist and other "liberal" characters in the game.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    What Elon Musk means is that he couldn't physically work the controls out. Not much emotionally he couldn't bring himself to kill cops.

    Elon Musk can emotionally bring himself to kill anything, it's even easy when it's not virtual.

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  • Presumably, the cops were white? Maybe they could have a mod Elon would enjoy where they were black?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I really want to hear a fanboy explain to me why a "big IQ man" would find themselves surprised that a video game literally named after a crime involved doing crime.

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  • [+] -13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Yeah no. People can smell through bullshit when someone's saying something just for the sake of brownie points from their political echo chambers. This guy is feeling uncomfortable killing cops? Seriously?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Killing cops in a video game bad, killing normal people in real life good.

    This isn't a rare moment of clarity, this is him making clear which part of society it's ok to kill.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Are we being forreal right now because his DOGE cuts have already killed people and are set to kill like 14 to 20 million people by 2030 and we're supposed to give him anything because he feels bad about killing cops IN A FICTIONAL CRIME GAME!?

    My brother in christ, this south african migrant is onto nothing.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    No. If we assume this isn't him posturing, him having empathy for fake policemen in a videogame is not him having a moment of clarity. It was likely just the ketamine kicking it.

    I'd rather he had a moment of clarity before cutting USAID and killing people via denial to lifesaving resources.

    YEAH I SAID IT! I KNOW THIS IS A HOT TAKE, GAMERS, BUT I LIKE MY TAX DOLLARS SAVING LIVES! YOU KNOW WHY, BECAUSE I'M A GAMER AND I LOVE WOMEN AND MINORITIES!

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