Yeah, being a CEO is clearly not the full-time job that requires marathon-level endurance that the Acela class likes to paint it as.

Since the LAST Musk task force went so well…

What a shit hole country.

The guy who claimed Stealth was obsolete because of LIDAR + AI.

Yup, he forgot clouds exist and will now be predicting future military tech. I'm sure this will go brilliantly.

Because appointing him head of DOGE was so successful... This is the absolutely dumbest fucking timeline possible.

Pete faked benching like 300 pounds or something with some enlisted people. The weights were not normal but like ten pounders made to look like the big ones.

Pete Hegseth, is a pussy bitch. Pass it on.

Wish he'd get shot

I'd rather Elon be deported back to South Africa.

A manchild with an inferior complex. What could go wrong.

Aw man, this guy again!?

Does this mean that the future of warfare is Ketamine benders and "Roman" salutes?

Where have we seen this before...

… thus proving he is both equally, and exponentially dumber than himself.

Great what better candidate for being in charge of warfare than a person who hires someone to play a MMORPG under his account so that he can impress gamers.

gotdam, thought I bit the onion

Elon bought NASA and now the US military.

Welp, guess that's gonna be bankrupt in 6 weeks or less. What a fucking friendless loser Musk is.

Gotta sell all those 'bulletproof' cyberturds somehow

I'm not a scientist or politician or wizard or anything, but I bet Elon will manage to scrape up some products and services to help the USA with future warfare; very expensive products.

I have a feeling that we will pay for those products and services for many decades with the help of Vanguard and JP Morgan Chase, and that we will appoint their staff to the Fed to control our monetary policy.

I predict that those products and services will be unsatisfactory

Th future of warfare is… the US losing yet another war!

A year after his explosive tenure at Doge, the SpaceX CEO is back in the Trump administration’s good graces

Elon is the one with power and Trump is conceding to this fact.

Also Palmer Luckey just flying under the radar (beneath the bloated corpse-like Hindenberg of Musk's profile).

I suppose Luckey should have been the first horseman of the tech apocalypse, since back in pre-timeline-flip 2016 he was bragging about spending to elect Trump via shitposting, back when we all at least still thought Musk was sane( r ).

I am annoyed about this.

Elon Musk knows about as much about war as I do about quantum physics.

A drunk hiring a ket fiend, this is going to go well

Well finally!!

It will be great to have those FSD Tanks on the battlefield and I’d wager that with fElon’s great brain it’ll be in only a year Right ?

God damn it. Hegseth was too dumb and powerless to build skynet.

Musk is actually capable of wielding his power to build hundreds of thousands of autonomous murderer drones that roam the planet.

This country gets more pathetic every day.

Cool so funnel taxpayer dollars into musk companies, musk installs backdoor order 66 into weaponized ai and robotics systems that are mass produced, musk replaces US with the garbage empire and installs himself as emperor.

Am I missing anything?

Sneak peek at Elon: "More bots on twatter is the future of war! US government, please buy my bots. "

US government: OK, here's like 8 Billion dollars.

....smh our military is doomed why are we going to war instead of defense we do not want war we want to defend homeland.

Just when you thought he was done, Musk comes back to take whatever is bolted down.

i guess those 'ai' doomsday predictions are gonna come true.

dear god

No

Can we drop some of those new Ukrainian ground drones at his house for testing?