You know what? Good. I'm glad that Elon is now a valid military target.

Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.

Yeah, because the last time Muskrat was on a govt committee, it went so well...

Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.

They need to purge the military before they overturn the midterms just to address the possibility of US forces suddenly deciding not to follow illegal orders enough to detain Trump when given them. The US isn't a shitshow anymore, it's in a free fall that will drag a lot of the world with it.

I like how Musk magically joins the government every time there is an election that Trump needs to cheat on. Then leaves like 4-6 months after the election is over. Probably just trying to make sure he doesn't get arrested by Democrats for all the illegal shit he is doing

but he said no weirdos....

I got as far as the first paragraph before noping out of that article - right about here...

Musk will be joined by Palmer Luckey...

Sure! Why not! Let's hire the nazi! American people...only you can save yourselves now.

I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.

Let me guess, the warfare of the future demands lots of Tesla power walls and a heavy reliance on starlink...

I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.

Here we go with the implementation of fully automated, AI fueled warfare as a blueprint to be used for internal affairs. I wish i weren't able to say it, but I told y'all this would happen.

Is he about to DOGE the military?

Oh cool. Let's watch Elon completely fail on a large scale again like he did with his DOGE bs.

You know they are at historic lows of incompetence when they just keep recycling the same ghouls into different positions. I'm honestly shocked we still haven't nuked the planet into ash by now.

This immigrant is ok because his skin is white.

First meeting of the new taskforce

Musk: So.... Ketamine, amirite?

give him his chainsaw and send him to the middle east

Kinda reminds me of Space King and his psycho warriors, just going around and murdering everyone and hating women.

It's a YT parody of Warhammer 40K for all of you non nerds.

Back in the circle jerk again.

SpaceXai's biggest client! Future of warfare needs golden dome $1T+ contract to spaceX, obviously. Another $2T for Grok built skynet is recommended.

Lol, Americas fucked, what does elon of all people know about warfare or military anything.

AI almost caused the American army to attack a Chinese ship that they though was shipping nuclear development machines, it wasn't but if they hadn't found out the AI thry used for the intelegence analysis made an few hours later, they might have engaged with china under false pretences.

Looking forward to the teleoperated robot super soldier army of the future.

Oh look, I guess Neuralink isn't out of primate test subjects after all!

They also appointed Microsoft CEO to build jet engines and appointed Boeing CEO to build server infrastructure.

Peter Thiel appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of class warfare

The Trump administration has been pretty shit at militarism so far, I consider that a good thing when it comes to fascists. Hopefully this continues the trend.

Yes. About time to gut the US armed forces as well. And surely have yet another shit show with Trump. /s

Grok now screening all mid-term ballots for evidence of Hamas

Misery loves company.

This is the part where Ted Faro pivots from "saving the world" to war machines?

So what's he gonna do like... schedule the next war?

People in this thread are really underestimating the value of the ketamine perspective. How exactly would YOU going to protect us from the lurkers in the shadows?

"Alien hires another alien"

2055 - the US expeditionary force has been bogged down in the desert for 120 days with no resupply or recharge in sight. Tank commanders report they can do nothing to stop the enemy’s harrying hit-and-fade attacks in their Hilux technicals as the targeting systems pro subscription has expired and cannot be renewed due to connectivity issues.

Terrifying prospect