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Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ketamine and HRT drug fueled soldiers taking orders from hallucinating AI, to kill kids, for Israel.

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[–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

This reads like a song from a Dead Kennedys song. Well done!

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[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

A song from a song?

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[–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, I knew shouldn't have tried to write that while sick lol

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