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[–] 49 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Dumbass

Asshole

Dumb Asshole

Psychopath made of Sharp

Tolerable Furball

Mummy's Cutie-wuttle-shnookie-wookums

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    Kitty.

    Kitty.

    Kitty.

    Kitty!

    Kitty.

    Etc.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    No no it means I’m addicted to cats.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Pspspsps…

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That's not how it works. I can't name every alcohol.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😪

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  • HELLO ITS ME

    EVERY CAT

    EVERY CAT THAT MATTERS AT LEAST

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You're thinking of "Cataholic".

    "Catholic" is when you're afraid of catalytic converters.

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    Lord Bitey of the Fuzzy Realms

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Kevin

    Crunchwrap Supreme

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Actually catholic (small c) does mean wide ranging (like in your tastes or interests for example) so this is kind of apt.

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    [–] 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Meow, mao, mew, and mrr. At least, that's all the things I have ever heard them call each other.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    One of my little ones sounds a bit like a baby velicoraptor from Jurassic park

    Maybe I should do some recordings ;⁠-⁠)

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