...but what if I go "psspsspss" and the tiger comes up to me?
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you can pet a tiger at least once
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If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
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Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
Fucking. Stop. Me.
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Someone messed up and put "not" all over this picture, other than that though it's a good guide
But consider: which of the tiger's appendages can you yank for amusement if you're a gibbon?
You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say "chhfchhffchff" not "psspsspsspss" because that's not tiger language.
Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
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This is AI slop
el tigre? Who took the boop?
You can't tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
There's one place you can pet it still. You'll never guess where.
They will call you a tiger toucher
You're not my Dad.
Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky "turn and cough" check on the sedated tiger?
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
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The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
Only in Kenya.
when was the last time the tiger ate and how full of a meal was it?
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)
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