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"Those people that didn't buy VIP tickets, it wasn't 'cause they don't like Trump or don't support Trump. I know these people. They're all Trump supporters. The reason why, they didn't buy VIP tickets, is because they're just not very good human beings," he said in a Sept. 22 livestream. "It's got nothing to do with Trump. It's do with money. These people value money more than anything else in the world. It's sad."

Oh, Sparky, you're so close to figuring out the truth!

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[–] 30 points 1 month ago

He's pissed because they're "Trump supporters," but they are "not very good human beings" because they are not spending their money on "VIP tickets" because "they value money more than anything in the world."

Or maybe they have to spend their money on things like higher food prices, higher housing costs, higher utility rates, higher taxes, student loans, medical bills, gambling apps, drugs & alcohol, etc.

He's just pissed off because HE wants their money "more than anything in the world," and he just isn't high enough on their list of money-spending priorities. Why? Because he sucks.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    For being such staunch capitalists, they seem to not have a very good grasp of what it means when something doesn't sell. You're not in demand, bud.

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I mean, it could be that most people would rather pay to not see or hear Kid Rock.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Had to check this wasn't the Onion

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    My small-ish American suburb celebrated a milestone anniversary this year, and closed down a local landmark for a special dinner on the actual anniversary. They sold 300 tickets at $350 a pop, for lukewarm dinner on a bridge. I know $350 (or even $700 per couple) isn't $1000, but still it's embarrassing to only sell six VIP tickets when contrasted with my rinky-dink town selling almost 20x in dollars than an "actual celebrity."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    VIP and Kid Rock are an oxymoron.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

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