Man, she is one horny motherfucker. Handies in the theater, blowies in the office, lesbian sex in the car... damn! Where does she find the time to rail against the LGBTQ community in-between fucking all the guys and gals in her office?

I had a girlfriend like her once. Once.

Boebert’s office and her campaign have yet to respond, but her ex-husband, Jayson Boebert, has denied the allegations.

“I think it is all a fairy tale made up propaganda,” Jayson Boebert said. “I don’t believe any of that. Bad sources.”

Isn't that the guy who exposed himself to her at a bowling alley or something similar? Credible.

If I had a consensual sexual relationship with her (without the power dynamic thing that makes this worse), I'd be paying her to keep it quiet. What an embarrassing person to be associated with.

See this is the rise of feminism female politicians can now be sexual predators as well.

At the same time?

Republicans said they were the party of family values. That is clearly not the case.

Different family values for different folks.

TRY NOT TO HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH STAFFERS ON THE WALK THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!!!

Being bi and partisan doesn't make her bipartisan.

She’s not fucking children. That’s a massive improvement, even though she’s still a hypocritical cunt.

I mean her son is a different story, but still.

And this is the conservative standard for politicians.

ugh... again? and what off-Broadway show was it during this time?

Consensually? With her?

This is absolutely disgusting!

I can't believe three people had sex with Lauren Boebert

Good to see Republicans having consentual sex with adults

Imagine spending 200k to bury a story and it still gets out. Ouch

thats.. a lot of staff fucking.

On the one hand, this wouldn't be a story hardly if she was a man.

On the other hand, she's a hardline, purity Christian asshole and this is just another hypocritical thing from a GOP member to add the the mountainous pile of fucking hypocritical bullshit.

Remember that time she jerked a dude off at a Beetlejuice play and then vaped, kicked out, and got caught on film, but yet still denied the whole thing? Color me shocked.

Radical idea: Maybe we shouldn't allow the pro-rape party to exist?

1 at a time,.... or all at once?

It always turns out to be the ones you suspect the most

There are people that want to have sexual relations with this piece of tuberculosis ridden lung tissue?

I thought they were the party of tradition, affairs are traditional as.

you can't make them care about it, well maybe because it's a woman they could get real misogynistic about it

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Fuck Lauren Boebert. But please do it poorly. Sincerely, Everyone she’s fucked richly

A manky closeted female trying disqualify LGBTQ to maintain her fascist status in the Rethuglican party? That's a new one.

Even the ex-husband doesn't believe this story so I think I'll wait for an investigation and confirmation.

Someone introduce this woman to barnaby joyce

If she had as many prick poking out of her as she’s had poked in her she’d be a porcupine.

But honestly I don’t care about that. It’s all the other bullshit she’s done.

Edit. Doesn’t really surprise me. That one young congressman they ousted, the fella in the wheelchair, he told the press about all the parties. That’s why they got pissed at him and kicked him out.

"Drop a dime on her"?

Who wrote this, a 15 year old?

She hiring?

Ah yes the republican point at the mirror double entendre. "YOU'RE THE PERVERTED ONE"

Watching the modern Republican party is like pirating the wrong TMNT or Avengers movie and not realizing until you mom walks in the room that you got the porn parody.

Lol she's such a ratchet clown