hmmm if pedestrians have the right of way, does that mean i can walk on top of this car?

I have to assume the owner expected such behavior parking on a sidewalk.

I would (and have) walk past it while my key scratches the car front to back as I walk past.

just walk on top of it

instant keying

Get some friends and relocate it lol

He means the car looking sidewalk.

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I don't know if I can fit there. Hmm, maybe if I take my keys out of my pocket and hold them in my hand while squeezing through.

I don't know, but generally if you find something on the side walk you may be able to keep it?

Bike lock through the windshield

Footprints or if you're adventurous, cycle tyre tracks over the pavement section of the car can work wonders

Brave to park like that when so many carry pocket knives and loose stones are so prevalent.

Where I live there would be paint scratches and flat tires on that car. Probably twisted/broken windshield wipers as well.

When I lived in New York, I would have to regularly buy new keys because I would wear them out on how many cars I scratch the fuck up for doing this exact thing.

If you are not keying every car and slashing every tire, every time you see a motherfucker do this, you’re wasting your time. These assholes have to learn their lessons in a very expensive way, or they will continue to do this.

It's got EU plates, but that truck in the background has Indian plates, I think. So not only is the driver a twat and their car a twatmobile, they also dragged it a quarter of the way around the world to show it off. But if I'm not mistaken, that's a 320-series which is a nice car but definitely not a car worth dedicating that much effort to, so they're also a twat with an overstuffed sense of how cool their twatmobile is.

I keep some old keys around for occasions like this

1-800-TOWTRUCK

Dudes gonna come back with a trail of various shoe prints along the hood, roof, and back.

India. It sucks to live here. 😪

How I comment:

1st offence: bag of dogshit on the car

2nd offence: no more bag, just shit

Maybe there are apps that can help you report this to the community for handing out tickets.

bmw/mercedes drivers are the douchiest people owning these cars.

Beemer Immunity knows no bounds (yet)!

I love you all, but lets be honest, none of you would do shit.