Who the fuck wants to eat a sweet flavoured like flowers/perfume? Not a joke.

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[–] 30 points 1 month ago (8 children)

These look just like Smarties, but all purple.

No hate for Smarties, though, but no love for them, either. They're fine. Consistency of chalk, taste mostly like sugar. I didn't hate getting them at Halloween.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Have you had Parma violets? They are hard, brittle sweets that taste like perfume. Also, in the UK, smarties are something else entirely

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Nope, and based on this post, I plan not to, especially after my experience with Necco wafers. Those things are criminally awful. I got a pack of chocolate, and they were like epoxied sawdust flavored with the memories of chocolate long past.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Parma Violets were created in 1946...

    They've apparently been on sale for 80 years, so someone must like them.

    A lot of people don't like black licorice, but enough do, including me, that it's still made and sold.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Idea for an advert.

    Open on two KIDS visiting GRANNY at the nursing home. No sound but a clock ticking. The KIDS are bored.

    Kid 1: sighs

    Suddenly, in an explosion of light and colour, our new exciting youth-appealing mascot VIOLENT VIOLET bursts into the scene.

    Violent Violet: Hey kids! Did you ever wish you could eat granny's perfume?

    Kid 1: No.

    Kid 2: What? No.

    Kid 1: Gross.

    Violent Violet: I'll fucking cut you.

    To be developed but I think it has potential.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    internert tells me they're violet flavored

    like. the flower? candy taste like flower?

    britain is truly a deplorable land.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Violets have been made into liqueur for ages. And it's actually quite tasty.

    Try an Aviation cocktail, or a Water Lily sometime. They're delightful - and I'm saying that as someone who hates gin with a passion.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Haven't had either but the Bramble is another example of gin being turned into something portable.

    But yeah, I have French violet mints and violet bar syrup that I just put into water. Floral can be tasty.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    candy taste like flower?

    More eating like floral-scented dish soap in powder form.

    britain is truly a deplorable land

    We in Scotland take no responsibility for this crime against humanity.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Don't have those in the US, but I've had these. Yes, they taste like soap, and I love them.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Yum. Sour chalk. You can even get in a stylish necklace.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I think these things are like marmite: you either love them or hate them, but there really doesn’t seem to be a middle ground. Plus, almost everyone I’ve ever met who knows these hates them, so it’s interesting for me to see people posting here about loving them (not that they aren’t welcome to, of course).

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Violet jumpscare! It's been awhile...

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    I'm someone who disagrees.

    I love me some parma violets, I've actually got several packs of the giant ones right now. And as for who would want to eat a sweet flavoured like a flower, go ask the Turkish about rosewater flavoured Turkish Delight.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Never had these, but violet flavored gum is delicious.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    OP is a weakling, defeated by a flower.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    As a foreigner living in the UK, I will admit these felt weird the first time I tried them (especially when compared to Love Hearts), but they eventually grew on me. I would easily smash a packet of those right now.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    In Australia we have Musk sticks, they are rose water flavoured, you either love them or hate them just like OP. Looks like they're even older than Parma violets: Wikipedia page

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    There's a brand of gum in Canada called Thrills that literally brands itself as tasting like soap. I believe it's rosewater flavoured, it's not popular.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Americans telling British people that Smarties suck ass, and the Brits thinking the Americans are crazy for not liking M&Ms.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I love violet flavor but these taste like soap to me

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Is “shit” an adjective now?

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