Who the fuck wants to eat a sweet flavoured like flowers/perfume? Not a joke.

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[–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

Idea for an advert.

Open on two KIDS visiting GRANNY at the nursing home. No sound but a clock ticking. The KIDS are bored.

Kid 1: sighs

Suddenly, in an explosion of light and colour, our new exciting youth-appealing mascot VIOLENT VIOLET bursts into the scene.

Violent Violet: Hey kids! Did you ever wish you could eat granny's perfume?

Kid 1: No.

Kid 2: What? No.

Kid 1: Gross.

Violent Violet: I'll fucking cut you.

To be developed but I think it has potential.

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