Technically, a 1 dimensional waifu would be a line. A point is a zero dimensional waifu.
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idk, i think i'm gonna hold out for fractional dimension waifus. Probably hilbert curve-based for practical reasons.
No that’s too basic. Gotta get a little freaky and go with a z-order curve or even a gosper flowsnake
Mimi is charting new territory. May the gods watch over her battles.
If you can move kata and ana, you’ll be okay. Just have to figure how those directions are, first.
That's 0d
1d waifu:
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Mimi’s watching her waifu from a Z-perspective.
Yours is cute though.
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A 0D Waifu is technically a 1D Waifu with 0 length!
Do they have to shout “EEE!” as they walk through flatland so not to accidentally kill other 2D creatures?
That could also be a 2-d waifu viewed by a 2-d observer. Or a 1-d waifu viewed by a higher dimensional observer. 👍
Pfft imagine still thinking waifus that fit entirely within our concept of space-time are hot. 5d waifus are where it's at.
Mimi confirmed bi
4D women:
- a 3rd eye on the forehead, capable of shooting lazer
- has vast knowledge of the nether-realm
- can see in dark
- doesn't need a phone, can talk telepathically
- speaks every language
- blue skin
- horns
- tail
- retractable nails for self defense and climbing
- the belly button is a sex hole
Few problems.
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We are 3D beings and watch our waifu on flat 2D surface
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A 2D being will watch their 1D waifu on a 1D surface so a single line. And a 1D being will also a be a line segment not a point like source
There are no 2D beings.
Life after the dimension collapse triggered by making a ruckus in the dark forest universe.
No one has ever said what the dude in the first panel says. No one...
A dot is zero dimension
there is a mental visualization technique where you stare at a single point and focus long enough till you start seeing things either in your mind's eye more clearly or even hallucinate them

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