I will also do this, just PM me!

I have a structured settletrump but I NEED CASH NOOWWW!!!!! Call a FUCK-KING MORON 877-MAGA-NOW!!!!!

MAGA voters want a bigger payoff than that, and besides they're broke. Hey guys, give me just $499 today and you can have my DonaldBucks as soon as they arrive!

That's a 25% profit! Better than the stock market!

I'll do better. Give me $100 now and I'll give you $50,000 when the trump checks come in.

Normally I'd do it for $1000, but for the next two days I'll do it for half that, only $500!

technically this is just a super clean explanation of how debt purchasing works, an estimation of odds of an outcome happening by two parties.

What a deal, there’s literally no downside!

But MAGA won't pass the marshmallow test.

Thank you for the financial advice Mr. Cat, very cool !

I forgot but didn't a handful of people get filthy rich by buying out people's war bonds post WWI?

I'd do it for $3995

https://polymarket.com/event/will-trump-create-a-5000-dividend-by-march-31-2027

When he made the announcement he said that the only condition is that you spend it in America. I kind of imagined a card that could only be used at American grocery and big box stores.