"Fun" fact: Salmon from farmes are actually gray/pale-ish and coloured via their feed. You can order your salmon in a predefined tint.
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Sockeye and Kokanee salmon’s exteriors both turn bright reddish pink when they are spawning. We can use that as an excuse if the fish ever turn sentient.
Not like they wouldn’t eat you if given the chance
Don't hate me cause I'm buttery and delicious
Checks user name... HaHa! You almost got me again with your delicious smells, but I am not falling for your scented tricks a 7th time DrSoap.
Because human saw bear eating it. What is the salmon's excuse for knowing what it's innards look like? Oh, did it "see a bear eating it too", yeah right, . . . cannibal.
Anyone remember how scientists discovered whales can communicate using words and may have peronal names?
Well the spermwales called, and they have questions.
Kokanee salmon has that red color at some point - if i recall its when they are swimming up stream for breeding and will die at the end.
You know what's really good? Salmon fish eggs. If you offered me coke or ikura. I would take the fish eggs. Wash those babies up with some sake and slap em on a cucumber. Probably my favorite food.
It was important to remove all information about wh o actually wrote this joke, and to add an image of a fish for those who don't know what salmon means.
nice try, but that is not how the color salmon looks like.


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