customers asking for the fitting room is a clue

My wife has the same size neck as our dog, and one time we were out and decided to stop and get the dog a new collar so we tried them on her to see if they would fit the dog. Do you think they could clock that we were only trying them on to check the fit for the dog?

Me trying on the collars in the store is probably a clue.

Absolutely. You know the joke about vegans or cross-fitters or arch users? Dog owners in a pet store put all 3 of them to shame in terms telling everybody who will listen about their dog(s)

You mean the customers with the pup play masks on? Perhaps

They probably figure it out when they ask "would you like a bag, today?" and I say "No thanks. I'll be wearing it out."

The real question is whether or not dog collar manufacturers know, and if they make changes or considerations in their designs so that humans can wear them too

PSA: Don't buy a little-dog collar if your pet is a cat. Cats, even indoor ones, need a breakaway clasp on their collar in case it gets caught on something when they're mid-leap. Indoor cats may not need a collar at all, but mine wears a bell so she's less likely to get kicked/stepped on/rolled on, she's too ninja for her own good. And my cell# is written on it just in case.

Avoid the black leather ones and You're good.

Yes.

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They don't care.

I mean, yeah, if you don’t bring a dog in to try the dog collar on you’re definitely gonna look weird.