You get dancing penguins either way.

Her outfit better have nipples in that last one

Meh, I'll wait for the Nolan versions. The dark nanny.

I would unironically like to see Tim Burton's Mary Poppins. Johnny Depp would probably be really good as Mary.

Mary Poppins: Year 1

It follows a young Mary during the middle ages in a period known only as "The Anarchy", right as her powers begin to manifest in chaotic and malevolent ways. Caught in a battle for crown supremacy, she empowers the wrong people^["when Mary holds your hand, you feel quite grand..."] and plunges the British isles into a dark age of despair and bloodshed fueled by her own internal hatred and injustice at the world.

Taking place in snapshots of her adult life, we follow her as she clashes with other forces over next millennia, who slowly shape her through the power of cosmic melodies to steer her outlook into a beacon of kindness that she uses to undo the wrongs to the descendants of the people she once sought retribution against.

Mary Poppins versus Supernanny

🎶"A can full of whoop ass makes the crime rate go down..." ,🎶

Don't forget that spin off where she was a blue alien dude for some reason.

Just a spoonful of lead helps the bad guy go down.

Poppins and Robbin

Missed opportunity for "2 Mary 2 Poppins"

Poppinsfall, court of penguins, the Burt who laughs

Mary Poppins 2: Electric Boogaloo

George Clooney was the second worst Mary Poppins, after Ben Affleck of course.

https://youtu.be/Rezm7AJYEdw