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[–] 9 points 2 months ago

No, use the elevator. It's the easiest way to make her love you again, loser ;)

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Extinguisher? I hardly know her!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    So if you take the stairs down you descend into the urethra? I don't like this implication

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    Even with a map, I can't find it.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    "You Are Here"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Today's word of the day is yonic

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    [–] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    The last time I was looking through an exit shaped like that I didn’t use the stairs, either.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    oval map It's a map!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Men will still never find it, even if you point it out to them with a map /joking

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago*

    Actual New Ireland children hospital costing €2 billion and counting…

    Irelands children hospital

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Most guys have trouble finding the north staircase, I hear.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Why men die in fires

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    You wish to be here.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    The extinguisher is stored in the urethra.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    No need to call her, you're already inside

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    The stairs are located much lower than expected…

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    And even with the map he still couldn't find it

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Cesarian kids didn't get this map.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Some men would die because they would get lost

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    This reminds me of my ex.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    You are her

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Hey, it's Tar Valon!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Stair 1 goes all the way to the top.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I knew a guy who's wife let him use Stair 2 on his birthday each year. He always seemed very safe.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I will take the stair 2 thank you.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    We have to take back shapes and battle their tyranny over society.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Damn I'm so dead if there was a fire and I needed to find the excape. Too bad I never learned where the clitoris is

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Most men: Wild that they only have a Stair 2 Roof Access. I wonder what happened to Stair 1?

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