I like to think that $5m doomsday bunkers these days are designed and managed by LLMs.
As a result, they look really impressive and have lots of attention to detail… but then after using it in earnest you realize they missed something really obvious like breathable air at the air pressure it’s been set to.
Imagine paying to be trapped underground with the world's biggest assholes.
Of course, any disaster this big would mean these people aren't worth anything.
poison the fucking vents
They could have just paid $5M in taxes and avoid the breakdown of society
Gotta get air and vent exhaust at some point. Be a shame if anything happened to those interfaces.
2.5 years worth of fuel? I'm no disaster prepper but uh I'd want to hear about solar and batteries, etc.
Imagine living for 2.5 years in that, somehow miraculously it not turning into a Fallout scene with a bunch of entitled rich pricks who suddenly can't order others around, and then being forced back into the "real world" where you have nothing. What was accomplished?
Are they going to have chefs? Do they have 2.5 years worth of food?
If they have a sniper post you assume they understand things could be quite hostile as society finally implodes, do they have an armory? Solar powered vehicles...?
These fuckers should all play fallout. Might realize what was lost.
I’ll bet that every fucker that bought something like that would hang themselves before the end of the first month of apocalypse
Once the apocalypse hits, that's where the food will be. Just sayin'
good, good, we're at the "use fallout as blueprint" stage of capitalism
With nobody to lord over these people would wither away quite rapidly.. a parasite cannot live long without a host.
The only ones who have a chance are the ones on a large island. But, even then, they need people to do the farming and maintenance. Also, they need to keep those people happy, lest they, oh, I don't know, maybe hang them.
Billionaires are not as smart as they think they are. They aren't even as smart as we think they are.
Whoever is in those bunkers will get cabin fever and go crazy. Probably raping or killing each other.
"...plus tens of thousands of dollars in annual maintenance fees."
And
"...enough diesel fuel to run its generators for 2 1/2 years."
Hopefully they have spares and a tech to do the maintenance for the 2 1/2 years that the apocalypse lasts 🙄
Dipshit watches Silo
“Ooh I want that!”
Nice of them to preserve and fatten up themselves. There'll be a feast once they emerge.
Few truckloads of concrete are in order
5 million? That's peanuts. The ultra rich should be able to afford more than a 5 Vancouver condos.
I hate it when people post spoilers.
I'd much rather wait until the end times when we all raid this thing together.
turn the air vents into public toilets.
The rate at which the climate gets worse will only get worse as well, even if we had a wand to get 0 emissions by tomorrow. It will only be worse if they ever leave. Being buried alive doesn't seem great.
They should find a way to fix the mess they made.
Leslie Fish envisioned a time when it could be a new tradition to continue to entomb these would-be pharaohs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKT1r-8viHk
Likewise, this one is not bad:
Are those air intake and exhaust ports?
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