"These Gen Z kids and their toilet paper! We wiped with leaves and birch bark, and we were thankful!"

My cheap toilet paper's attempt on my life has left my anus scarred and deformed.

As it should be. We didn't go through all this evolution and technological development to not baby our backsides.

You can buy an effective Bidet for $30, and install it in 15 minutes. Why wouldn't you?

Kids these days with their splinter-free toilet paper

A screenshot of a tiny portion of a Lemmy thread

Sorry

Definitely not a brand new sentence though. Dwight says that.

Neat, my "farticles" is really starting to catch on