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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"These Gen Z kids and their toilet paper! We wiped with leaves and birch bark, and we were thankful!"

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dang, you must have been rich, all we had were pinecones and sand.

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

A luxury! We had to make do with broken glass and vinegar.

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[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh we used to dream of having broken glass and vinegar. Would’ve been downright pleasant. All we had were three seashells.

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[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Mother fucker, is the bidet a joke to you?!

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