The Damascus goat takes the cake for me!

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Hippos.
I mean look at this cute little shit…

He’s going to grow up to be a 3-ton water-borne death machine.
Proboscis monkey

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Wild boars. We need an antonym for "glow up."

This little cutie will grow up to be an adult Canada Goose.

When I was four or five I went to the zoo with school, when we were being told about Canadian Geese my teacher asked where they were from. Canadian Geese have come up one time too many today for me not to tell that story.
Somebody already beat me to gosling, but have another

Gotta be Hyenas

Baby crocodiles

Alligators stay kinda cute looking. I took pictures of this guy at my work until management had him removed.


Cats, obviously. Like yeah cats are cute, but kittens are the cutest thing in the world.
If we're talking about the cuteness difference between baby and adult stages, pigs.
Cats. Cats are cute, kittens are OMG LOOK AT THE WIDDLE TOES!
For me kittens are like passing through the other side of cuteness. Cats are very cute, kittens are just too much.
You know in futurama when bender orders a statue of "ridiculous proportions" built, then when it's done he's like, "no, that's too big, try again and this time don't embarrass yourselves.'
That's how i feel about kittens. No, that's too cute. Try again and this time don't embarrass yourself.
Kittens are hugely cute. Cats are “stop pissing in that box you little fuck”.

ferrets.

Y'all gonna hate me, but dogs. Most dogs are absolutely hideous creatures, but puppies are usually legitimately pretty cute.
Golden Retrievers are cute into adulthood. My neighbor's got one, he's a 90 pound smile.
There’s plenty of less than glowing adjectives for dogs but “hideous” is a real choice
Shitzhu adults are "a learned taste" but puppies are the cutest of all breeds.
Every animal?
It would be significantly harder to provide the opposite.
All except humans
Have you seen parrots and pigeons?
Anything except birds. The weird part is, even other great apes have cuter babies.
And flying insects, like moths and flies. They all start out as wriggly worm like things.
As far as humans vs other great apps go, I've heard it's because of humans and their giant heads. In a perfect world humans would have longer pregnancies to let babies develop more, but 9 months is pretty much the cutoff because their heads get so huge. As a consequence human babies are exceptionally useless and underdeveloped when they're born (among apes at least).
Guinea pig babies are pretty damn adorable, but so are adult guinea pigs. I don't know how to calculate the difference in cuteness.
"They put the boy in with the girls, and this is the result."
I find that most take a few years to stop being pretty gross, personally.
No, infant humans are cute. Babies are pretty gross and need constant cleaning to not be covered in all sorts of smelly, icky bodily fluids.
Parent here. Can confirm. Newborns are gross, babies are messy, but once they are past that they gradually get better. 5yo+ can be pretty awesome.
Only if they come with a parent who changes their diaper, and go home at night.





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