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[–] 140 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

The Damascus goat takes the cake for me!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Seems to be a super old breed, like I couldn't even find a guess at when they were established.

    But they were just the generic goat for a big area where both goats were important, and established trade routes allowed a high degree of genetic variation at first. But then the adults that were allowed to reproduce were always the ones who produced the most milk and meat.

    Absolutely zero care about how an adult looked, zero aesthetics. If that weird ass adult look wasn't tied to something that makes more milk and cheese, it wouldn't be that weird.

    However the breeders know all things being equal, customers would pay more for a goat that didn't look like ass.

    So when choosing which to breed, you pick the most aesthic looking goats hoping for a higher price for the offspring. But with those weird ass adult dreams (almost certainly) increasing milk/meat yield, and everyone wanting to buy the milk goat that looks least hideous...

    That split between infant and adult makes sense.

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  • [–] 100 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Hippos.

    I mean look at this cute little shit…

    He’s going to grow up to be a 3-ton water-borne death machine.

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    Wild boars. We need an antonym for "glow up."

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  • [–] 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    This little cutie will grow up to be an adult Canada Goose.

    Canada Gosling

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Somebody already beat me to gosling, but have another

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Alligators stay kinda cute looking. I took pictures of this guy at my work until management had him removed.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I grew up with a pet alligator, she got to around 5ft. Spent a good portion of her life sleeping under my bed and she'd walk herself to the tub when she wanted a swim. They're cute as the dickens and she actually had an amazing temperment.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Cats, obviously. Like yeah cats are cute, but kittens are the cutest thing in the world.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    If we're talking about the cuteness difference between baby and adult stages, pigs.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Cats. Cats are cute, kittens are OMG LOOK AT THE WIDDLE TOES!

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    For me kittens are like passing through the other side of cuteness. Cats are very cute, kittens are just too much.

    You know in futurama when bender orders a statue of "ridiculous proportions" built, then when it's done he's like, "no, that's too big, try again and this time don't embarrass yourselves.'

    That's how i feel about kittens. No, that's too cute. Try again and this time don't embarrass yourself.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Kittens are hugely cute. Cats are “stop pissing in that box you little fuck”.

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    Baby Shark do do dodo do

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Almost all. That’s the point.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Y'all gonna hate me, but dogs. Most dogs are absolutely hideous creatures, but puppies are usually legitimately pretty cute.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    There’s plenty of less than glowing adjectives for dogs but “hideous” is a real choice

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    [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    It would be significantly harder to provide the opposite.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Have you seen parrots and pigeons?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Anything except birds. The weird part is, even other great apes have cuter babies.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    And flying insects, like moths and flies. They all start out as wriggly worm like things.

    As far as humans vs other great apps go, I've heard it's because of humans and their giant heads. In a perfect world humans would have longer pregnancies to let babies develop more, but 9 months is pretty much the cutoff because their heads get so huge. As a consequence human babies are exceptionally useless and underdeveloped when they're born (among apes at least).

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago
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    Guinea pig babies are pretty damn adorable, but so are adult guinea pigs. I don't know how to calculate the difference in cuteness.

    https://youtu.be/9sWn1Z3AO5g

    "They put the boy in with the girls, and this is the result."

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    French bulldogs

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    No, infant humans are cute. Babies are pretty gross and need constant cleaning to not be covered in all sorts of smelly, icky bodily fluids.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Almost all of them, I thought.

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