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[–] 3 points 2 months ago

What a fucking putz.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Lol wtf

    Gulf of America, Lake America, America River, American Sea

    1 year later

    "Oh yea, I'm at the corner of America avenue and America street, at America deli getting my America steak. America."

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I'm rather tired of this executive order nonsense. Can things really be changed so easily with an EO decree? If so, things are severely broken.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    They can as long as everyone involved is playing along licking the big baby's neck vagina.

    I could daclare myself king of poopistan and if every embassy, TV station, author, publisher, school, etc. believes it and acts accordingly, whats keeping it from becoming true?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    The majority of SCOTUS "believes" in Unitary Executive Theory. Well, they don't really believe in anything but they stand to personally benefit from trump having more power so they pretend to believe in it.

    What that basically means is that the president can order literally anyone in the Executive to do basically anything, and fire them if they refuse.

    In this case this means that the president can order USBGN to define the new name of the lake "for use on maps and other publications of Federal agencies". His lawyers then end the order with some legal babble magic words intended to fit it into the framework of SCOTUS's fake beliefs - cute.

    He technically can't force anyone else to use the name but he can threaten withholding funding or pausing federal contracts or expulsion from press meetings if he wants to force some company to comply. So in practice he can force any big american enterprise to use the new name too, even though he doesn't really need to because most oligarchs are fully aligned with him anyways.

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    He's literally the same as that dictator of Turkmenistan who named everything after his dog.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    So he changes the name in the US and it stays Lake Ontario for the rest of the world? Fine with me.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Someone had to write this out. So one of his fucking aids saw his post and got to work writing up this nonsense. So if I check that lake out on Google maps will it be changed? Just check so far it still named the correct name.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What a fucking thin-skinned idiot. Groceries, housing, and gasoline are becoming unaffordable for an alarming amount of Americans, and this is what Republicans focus on...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    See, here's the thing.....

    Back in 2024 some leaked plans for something called "project 2025" were leaked. Everything (with the exception of renaming a lake) that is happening right now, was on that list. They WANT food to be tainted. They WANT people to die from preventable disease like the measles (so far I've heard of 3 children dying from it), they WANT ICE to kidnap and kill legal citizens. They WANT housing prices to become unaffordable.

    None of what is happening now is a mistake. None of this is a coincidence. The suffering is the point. They aren't choosing to focus on this lake INSTEAD of those other things. They ARE focusing all the things you mentioned. It's just that this environment that they've created is what they consider success. This is the same president that in 2020 intentionally prolonged the covid virus because his mentality was that it would kill more people in cities than in rural areas. Which would mean more democrat voters die than republican voters. HE INTENTIONALLY SET OUT TO KILL AMERICANS!!! HE'S CURRENTLY IN ANOTHER UNRELATED PLAN TO KILL AMERICANS!!! THIS IS THE PLAN!!!

    I'm sorry for yelling, but this idea that the republicans are just a bunch of bumbling idiots who are failing infuriates me, because it allows them to KEEP FUCKING DOING IT!!! Just as they have for the last 10 years.

    The cruelty is the point.

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  • Trump is that 2 year old screaming on the floor of the toy aisle because his mum wouldn’t buy him the toy he wants.

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  • [–] 85 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

    The toddler strikes again. 🤡🤡🤡

    USA this is what you are now, don't try to stupidly claim "this is not who we are", when obviously it is. Democratically elected, and controlled by Congress. Acting like a madman for more than 1½ years, and every day he is allowed to continue.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It’s the corruption and massive illegal actions including insurrection that should have ended trumps presidency and freedom. The Republican Party blocked that from happening and should be punished alongside him for that.

    This renaming is just bullshit for his demented ego, that no one else needs to agree to. Anyone who does, joins the clown party.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    You all know what's nuts? This guy raped and helped traffic children.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Fuck you and die Trump

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    It would be really funny if New York Governor Hochul named it Lake Ontario again

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Fucking clown.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Uh huh... That's nice dear. I'm sure everyone will call it that.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago*

    Distraction from dropping the language and canadian content demands imo.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Pretty sure its called lake epstein files actually

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    I'm just going to start calling it Lake Release The Fucking Epstein Files Already You Goddamn Pedo Rapist. Anyone with me?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    [nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Viewers from outside the circus will want to report the error

    Every. Fucking. Time.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    As in "Death to..."?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    An eternity in Hell is too good for him.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    Great. Instead of HOMES, now it's SHAME.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Does Trump own any properties in Canada? They have a great opportunity to do something hilarious. (I know Ontario isn't really Canadian.)

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    [–] 23 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Trump is everything misogynists were afraid would happen if a woman was elected president.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Impeach. Prosecute. Incarcerate. The whole regime

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    I mean, he solved all social problems at home and brought peace to the middle east. There's literally nothing more important he could be doing!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    “From Lake America to the Gulf of America” is a phrase I fully expect to hear in a bad song.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    This land is Trump's land, it is not your land,

    From Trump to the America island;

    From the Trump forest to the America Sequoia,

    This land was made for Trump's family.

    As I was walking that ribbon of America,

    In the company of Trump people,

    I saw great Americas where Trump grows,

    The promise of the Trump plain.

    I've roamed far and wide

    And all around I've seen Trump's America,

    From the Trump Atlantic to the Trump Pacific,

    Everything is just Trump.

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  • "I wrote my name on your lunchbox, so it's mine now"

    This brain clearly never left the 3rd grade.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Can we please stop this dictatorship ffs

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Damn whats in those epstein files?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    More taxpayer waste by an incompetent narcissist and his R Senator and R House Rep colluders. Republicans waste our time and money! Release the Epstein files.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Can't wait for the next president to sign an executive order to rename the United States of America something like "Trump Was An Idiot" symbolically for like 24 hours, and then rescind it along with all of these stupid renames he's done. Hes more concerned about renaming stuff on the map than he is about taking care of the People. Still waiting on those Epstein files.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    what a fuken dildo.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    Ah yes, Trump, the president of South Canada the 14th province

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Great Lakes acronym is now SHAME

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    executive orders only apply to federal employees. He cant make any map company change it, and he cant make any of us adhere to it. Its all nonsense. He doesnt have the authority to rename it unless you just cede it to him.

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    [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Fucking asshole...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Giant fucking tantrum throwing piss baby.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Satire is dead, this is a The Beaverton article.

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  • Fucking libs. You all just cant take a joke or a loss on stride. Let me tell you how a real man works. Does he lose? Yes. Is it all the time? Yes. Can he make a steak company? No can he make a "university?" No.

    Does he have what it take to run a country? Also no. But the truth that you live assholes don't understand? Idk, because I I am horny about losing and I have a rather serious and problematic presidential cuck fetish.

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