Boyo: You really should keep a connection with your family. Me: Bitch, WHY?

I 👏 NEED 👏 MY 👏 FIX 👏 OF 👏 SUNSHINE 👏 👏 👏

Trying the new pizza place where the old best one in town was. I don't think it will come close but you have to try

Woohoo work week over. Would I like to work overtime on Saturday? Absolutely not, thank you kindly. 🍻🍻🍻

Nice little catch up at the wine bar. Cheese and a dry white....but also home now to a stiff Metamucil, a warm shower and my oodie...yes kids you too can have it all! Cheers 🥂🥂

While playing cards

Man: You should see what i have! You wouldn't believe it!

Me: Unless you have a third testicle I've seen it all.

I am getting absolutely nothing done today.

another day, another reddit ban

excuse while tear hair out trying to to set up discord

I have had an account for a long time, am not completely computer illiterate, just can't get the fucker to work, i even downloaded the app on my PC which I don't normally do ( i do not use my phone for apps )

this song came on in the store

all I could think of was Patricia's dance party on Widow's Bay. Great fun series 👍Highly recommend it. 😊

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQhU5O2Lv8

So Peeler doesn't get cursed with the triple - Peter Cullen today.

Had a dream in which I was reminiscing about an event that felt so real that even now I'm confused about whether it happened or not. I'm pretty sure it didn't, but am going to be going back over my travel adventures to make sure.

And if it didn't, I should make it happened, it seemed awesome. It involved staying in a small coastal town in NZ.

The only thing that makes me believe it didnt happen was that the accommodation advertised a theatre, which it definitely did not have room for.

What’s a standard dental cleaning go for nowadays? I’m being quoted $300

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Gta 6 trailer looks cool. I mean, it's still Gta and the dude sounds like he's had his personality removed.

But still.